You May Now Deflower the Bride

I simply suck at coming up with names and because i've been reading the game of thrones, and find joffrey to be a butt fucking tampon, i decided that his namesake was worthy of this king. fucking d-bag.

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Harem boys

"calm down man, keep your tampon on will you? he's just a visitor." maxwell turned to see an odd sight, a porcupine with 2 other large men trailing him.

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Celebration

Hell, sam had gotten downright furious when he went out to the grocer and came back with a pack of tampons for her. it had been on the list, and he got the correct brand, size, everything.

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Idle Hands

Being cis, single and gay while living on his own meant that ogun didn't exactly have tampons lying around the house in case someone happened to need one, but he ran nervously to grab paper towels, hand towels, bath towels, toilet paper, basically whatever

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The Hollow Silence, Part Two

It doesn't matter how much they rummage through your baggage, but they'll never touch your tampons; it's like they are afraid that they might catch something. she opened the box and took out a handful of pre-rolled reefers.

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Sick Lovers - Akt 1 - Clusterfuck

Marry braucht bestimmt nur nen tampon." ray grinste breit. "das klingt normalerweise plausibel, aber eins ist seltsam." dominique sah ihn fragen an. "was denn?" "mona ist ein reptil, sie braucht keine tampons." dominique dachte nach.

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Unintentional Rampage of the Rhinoceros

She had heard of the word "tampon" before, but she had never expected to ever wear one. she looked back, and there was the male rhino, standing there, a look of shock on his face almost as strong as hers, his horn located right where it had been.

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F.A.P.S.

Wads of paper brushed against taw's enormous ears as they sailed by; larger furs - jocks - pointed and jeered, saying 'taw, your tampon's slipping out!'

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Furry Dreams

"cram it, bitch... go make a noose out of your tampon string, and hang yourself from a water tower for trains, you skank..." i whispered harshly. the anger came bubbling up again. it felt familiar. like... "my scar!" i thought to myself.

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Breaking in the New Year

Change your tampon and have a little fun!" i rolled my eyes, but smiled and pushed his shoulder. "so where are we going, anyway? does psyche need you to try on her panties again?"

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Maia and Dave's Beach Party

David stared down into the main pocket--tampons, lipstick, a compact travel mirror. no phone in sight. "goddamnit." the back of the leopardess's head slammed into the sand behind it with a squelchy thump. now how was she supposed to contact her dad?

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A Sister Speaks

Using tampons was enough to break a female's hymen, and she trusted priscilla when she said she was a virgin. the pink cavern made a lewd slurping noise as chloe pulled her finger free.

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