Team Player
The zebra snickered, tensing up as he felt the horse punch him again for his shameless pun. lyric's senses were shut out of everything but the zebra's heady musk.
Chapter Two: Fangs Rage?
(no pun intended) "did he hurt you?" she hugs him smiling sadly."im fine he didnt touch me. but im worried what happened to him. why did his eyes turn dark red? why did he act like. . . ." she whispers quietly, "like your demon?"
Insomnia
Don't be mistaken, though; the girl had several boyfriends under her belt, if you'd pardon the pun, and none of which at the same time. one was another rabbit, one was a deer, and the last was a large wolf.
Morning Routine 2
Several more egg puns followed as the squirrel ate his breakfast. the bacon helped satisfy his need for salt and the toast was slightly underdone for his taste, no doubt a reaction to the first batch burning.
Paparazzi went wrong
Despite the fact, the punny doggy tried his very best to stay as still as possible.
Untouchable: Chapter 8 Tied together, Falling apart
That pun was great," samantha said. "shut it! that wasn't intentional, if this does hit the news you know mom and dad will get involved," sharron said.
Serenifi: Double Z Training Video
(again, maybe pun intended.) at the same time, they must remain sanitary, and remember not to enjoy themselves too much, otherwise, they'd have to start all over again.
Lost in a familiar place.
He'd have little clever thoughts and puns that'd brew themselves throughout the day.
Off the Cuff
"if we're going to spend more time together, you'll have to stop the bad puns." but his tail was wagging, and he couldn't keep the grin off his muzzle.
Walking In On..... (STORY I)
"still hard 'aye you're just going to beat it" he said laughing at his own ridiculous pun. he open the bathroom draw and pulled out jake favorite cherry-cola lube he uses when he invites his lady "friends" to "study" all night long.
I Love the Water
...i'm sorry, i can't help enjoying puns. a... oh my. look at _you_, presenting yourself like that. such a slutty dragoness. what did i ever do to deserve you, my beauty? come here... let's fuck.
A Girl named Lassy Ch. 1
(pun intended) this is also my first story for this site (nervous) so enjoy it! ~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~ alex sat on the edge of his bed with a raging headache and a deep sense of despair.