Papa Bear-Squared
Beat leaned against the cool brick building, zoned out in contemplation of his next move. A gentle early autumn breeze blew through the air which caused the twink skunk to shiver. A normal person would be wearing a light coat and pants, but what he had...
The War ch11
Conway hollered from under her, "this door is almost fired, it's all wired in the wrong areas, it's been redneck rigged by a retard!" conway cut a wire that didn't look to be in the right place. wossh-clang!
Wolfholme: Lincoln and Roderick
Did you think i was some sort of backwater redneck that only knows how to shovel shit and is obsessed with his gun?" "i -" "because i've got _two_ guns i'm obsessed with."
Butt Slam Part VII
She held still, arms open and raised, inviting the redneck sissy to take his best shot. desmond stumbled towards her and threw a pitiful punch. it connected just beneath her breasts. "nothing but a wimp," indigo cackled, and snatched the fox up.
Homeless, Anything Helps
I see him there almost every day. He sits and talks the other homeless folk beside the intersections of the main road, under the patch of trees that gives them shade from the sun and some shelter from the rain. It's so close to work, I can't help but...
"Online" Dating
Then mike went on to say that if steven wasn't murdered, he should bring lube for when the 50-year old redneck raped him. either way, he called him an idiot. nonetheless, steven packed his bags and hit the road on friday night.
3:18 The Hand Of God
I didn't _know_ he'd light the place up like a redneck skeet shooting competition!" "all the same, i told you that i wanted to know everything isis had planned for him." hets reenforced, taking a step toward the hare.
Joining the Aces: A short story
It showed the bridge of excalibur, and in the captain's chair was the most redneck looking kuvasz woman i had ever seen. " 's admiral maya dixon hammond, a' the avengin aces." her voice came through loud and clear. "y'all need a lift?"i frose.
How I found my true self.
Which seem'd all normal for me being in a rather small town full of rednecks and preps(don't ask how that works please).
"Call it What You Need"
Thursday evening, an empty house. Nico laid on his sofa in dusty atmosphere of his family's single-wide trailer in pajama pants and a loose black t-shirt, scrolling through his phone. Bills were due, and after getting let go from his job, Nico had been...
Everyone Does It at Home
The voice was the most stereotypical redneck taylor had ever heard but it didn't ruin the boner he had from watching the doe sway her wide motherly hips. "come ta buck's pizza and get a fresh hot'un today!"
The Greys Chapter 5: Truth
"i'm not marrying some redneck country bumpkin," chris roared back as he used one strong hand to knock hers off his neck, spinning around in the process.