Broken digivice

“sorry, we don’t accept refunds. enjoy!” said cherubimon walking away with a pleasant smile. growlmon went after him as flamedramon was very greedy and could eat everything in a few minutes if you left unsupervised.

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Wolf For Rent Fertility Clinic

I would also like to confirm that we have received your non-refundable deposit for the "horny slut" package.

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LBFG Chapter 5: Spyro's Confusion

Ever sell something in that condition and therefore it must have been my fault for the damage which was the most preposterous, ineffably ridiculous thing i had heard in all my life and seeing as they had no intention of upholding any moral standards by refunding

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The Diaper Kush

Can i have a refund?" asked tobey innocently while rubbing his nose. the rest of the employees remained silent in shock. after a short while, there was chuckling.

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Discount - Chapter 1

He couldn't hope for the best, because every place that sold them offered no refunds if he got the wrong size.

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Satisfying Slimes

He was tempted to call them and ask they take it back, but the website stated it had a no refund policy due to health and safety and hygiene reasons. upon reading further into the description, he realised why. he'd ordered slime.

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Pontius Goods - Part 1: Craig's Bet

I'm here to take them back, but i can offer you a refund. you see, the male sex toy you've got there is-" craig laughed and handed the man the obscure objects. "just take 'em. i made a bet with my friend about using a toy, you know.

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Interspecies Diplomacy for Beginners

An official communique from the king under the mountain had stated that while this shipment had already been paid for by the utopia, a refund would not, unfortunately, be possible.

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Cursory Change

It's a strange policy especially since they don't offer refunds on unhappiness with an alteration anyways, but you don't question it.

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La Tramuntana - Chapter 4

“you're getting a full refund. i do not feel comfortable anywhere near you.” and i threw the money back at him and left. i was still pulling up my trousers when i arrived into the hall. anista was returning. she spoke in a quiet voice.

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Vagabond - Chapter 1

Again, the agencies got backed up, and a good chunk of the money was refunded to us. we lucked out with a cool hundred grand, and life turned around for us. i actually fessed up to him about having emotions beyond hatred, and our relationship improved.

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