Invaders Must Die!

"eat shit and die!" r3d yelled as he fired. the buckshot hit the last drone in the chest and sent it careening over the edge of the rooftop, falling out of sight. a thud caught r3d's attention and he turned to see b1ue land beside him.

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Chapter 9

The storm could eat shit for all she cared, she ran out waving her arms happily screaming. big. fucking. mistake. she could see the headlights, but they probably couldn't see shit else other then what was directly in front of them.

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The Curse of the Cringy Crypt

Fortunately, the doorway was in reach and saved max from totally eating shit. "goddamnit!" he cursed, his palm smacking hard against the wooden archway. "wow. learn to walk, bro." his brother laughed, killing the tension. "shut up!

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Angela Thomas 8

Like me being a rat, probably eats shit in a sewer somewhere and tiny little dick with basketball sized nuts. or you, you, yes you angela. a tall, giant wolverine morph. long arms, long legs, all teeth and claws.

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Richard Was a Dick

"eat shit," the roo spat. "you'll be back!" the bear growled through the door, "you don't have anywhere to run! it'll only be worse for you out there."

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Open Office - Chapter 7

Some major plot developments in this one, combined with everyone's favorite brand of nastiness (we all approve of foxes eating shit, right?). get your dicks out, enjoy, and let me know what you think! jacob was in paradise.

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God of Hunger chapter 6-11

"eat shit, motherfucker!" spooky shouts at the fallen monster. undead gather before them, growling and barking like ribbed beasts. spooky lights a new cigarette on a candle and raises his defenses. trash looks up at him.

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Open Office - Chapter 6

If i can't eat shit, then i'll take the next best thing, a dick down my throat and a pair of nuts slapping my face so hard i might end up unconscious." "good. and what're you?" greyson asked, stroking himself slightly as he stepped closer to the fox.

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The Dream That Turned Real, Part 2

"kay, ry, loser hasta eat shit for a week!" dan said. "seriously? i was gonna go with 'loser gets a steamer'."

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[Nihilophobia]:A Detective Story Noir, pt. 2

"eat shit." he growled fiercely at me, withering in pain as he grabbed the wound that bled from his side.

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Rules of Nature

"eat shit!" "fuck you!" she slid up his shaft, bared her teeth, and came crashing down hard enough to bruise.

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