Gap Year: Mouthful

"i'm a nice guy," i said with a smart-ass smirk. he smiled and kissed me. "so how did you like it?" he asked. "it was nice, actually. it was really hot, actually. and knowing how much you liked it was just great. plus... i thought it was only fair."

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"The Thin Line," Part A

Only one of my colleagues chose to approach me, and dispensed the following item of wisdom: "no one likes a smart-ass, hat rack." a motto, indeed, for the imperial and royal army of faerie.

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A Midnight Duel

"little smart ass, draw be damned your going to claim your bunny. victor or not, that's all i want." says the horny hare as he steps back letting his pants puddle on the floor. with a lusty sigh he falls to all fours.

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Bets: Chapter Three

Normally, i would agonize over every second i couldn't make a smart-ass comment to one of them, but i was thanking god this time. as mr.

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A Knight's Autobiography

This was returned with a hard smack on the back of the head, and then "smart-ass!"

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A Day Off

I decided to be a smart ass for a second, "see? totally saw that one coming." his hand dropped off my tail as well as his arms. "well we can play a game will quick." _how did that?

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Tundra Tumble

More music to cyrus' ears, meaning he followed the first one up with another three, leaving valhalla with a smarting rump upturned towards her captor.

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A Speeder's Redemption

Many furs don't take very kindly to his smart-ass, rude attitude so he doesn't have a lot of friends in his life. zack has been working as a personal assistant for the past 5 years. he is the vice president of the world famous bank chain chryslerstar.

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Zootopia: The Wilde Bunch - Part 2

Nick being the smart ass that he was, played a mean trick on the four, having them unwrap clothes before any of their toys. the four gave their parents horrified looks, causing nick to grin and judy to scowl at her husband.

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BLOOD TIES CHP 8

"smart ass," eli laughed. "you will be taught by eli and me with those things you need to survive in our world, your world now," dustin stated slowing the truck down as we neared a stoplight, "however, as to being strong.

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Roi des Voleurs Ch. 2: Question and Answer

"bite me, smart arse." "i would if you let me," blink murmured low enough he thought temmy wouldn't hear.

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After That Night: Chapter Three - Fatherly Issues

"just get to your station, smart ass," sero barked, his navigator stifling a snicker as he did as instructed, while the pregnant dragon awkwardly lowered his aching butt into his chair, muttering to the bump under his breath.

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