After School Love
Aww shit, i thought, not these assholes. my day just went down the drains. i tried walking around them but they began pushing me around. i got dangerously close to the stairs. "what makes a white wolf fall?" said the older male again. "i do!"
A new beginning: Chapter one: Allies or enemies?
True, his sanity could be questioned at this point, but other than a few assholes, he hadn't hurt anyone, and the virus that still flowed in his bloodstream had never presented any problems aside from the occasional spout of rage.
The Case
Plus we need to get these assholes off the street. they'll tear this city apart with their stupid little gang wars of who can bring in the most illegal guns and drugs. so what do you have for me?"
Will the Otter Get It?
I poked around his asshole some more, too, and he didn't mind...even made it wink once i took my finger away...oh damn...whatever stupid things they wrote about assholes in porn stories or stuff...i could see it...kinda...
Touchdown! Part II (OLD)
Desmond had a high tolerance for gagging, but a low tolerance for domineering assholes. he liked to fuck assholes, not submit to them... unless that asshole was stripes.
A small town welcome, Pt. 6
You're all assholes in this town!." the fox yelled. levi brushed away a tear from his right eye, then pulled down the foxes underwear. there it was, levi couldn't believe it, a vagina right in front of him.
Escape from the Pray-Away-the-Gay Bible Camp! (pt.1)
I'll burn your stupid church down, and shove your bibles up your assholes! and use your god-damn cross like a dildo! let me go!" but the next sensation he felt was the brief sting of a hypodermic in his arm, and then a deep sleep.
(i need a breath)
Chase: some real assholes had the run of the place, before i got this job. had to run them off. chase: you know how it is. you let one asshole bring his asshole friends, soon enough you're the asshole bar. sometimes they try to bully their way back in.
Fur Fighters, Chapter 1
A bunch of ditzy fair-weather assholes that went with her to parties, but would just point and laugh whenever a guy started getting too forceful and wanting it right away, instead of earning it with foreplay and a dance. and they made so. many.
Winter Sorrows
Willing to watch "the fags'" dorm (a nickname given by the assholes next door) that happened to be in between the most homophobic group of guys and the most over-zealous soccer mom's houses. he really couldn't explain what happened next.
Blackness O Thy Wings
I make a note to pay attention to these assholes.
Saynir's story
When she returned to ponyville they kindly told her to gtfo with her new dragon friend and they were both like "welp, these dudes are assholes, let's go live in the caves." and so they did.