The Alluring Argonian Poet Intro
The bard? for one to compare these stories to that of the poet, would be too hard. stories filled with lust, sex, and pure zeal. yes indeed he was quite the steal. from kingdom to kingdom, and all across the land. none could deny him. no woman, nor man.
Arc 1: Part 1 - A Sewer Shortcut
The bard's magical bonus might be what they needed to break the rat king's armour. what the otter didn't see was the glazed expression of their bard as he began to sing in time to the catchy tune.
Manufacturing Maness
Takara knows her knots and when she is done tying up lorelei, the bard is completely immobilized and at the mercy of the ranger and the witch.
Worthy Purchases Pt. 1
"next up, the bard!" the bull announced, pointing at wolf. "10 gilden?" "15!" the mongoose called. "our friend is determined to get a slave today, 15 gilden!" the bull quipped, drawing chuckles from the crowd. "do we have 16?"
The Sword and the Scabbard - Part 1 - The Hearth and Hammer
"bard...bard!". he corrects himself, triumphantly. ty nosily observes, but before he can get a thorough look, york grasps his arm rather tightly. "apologies little lad, but i've not got the best of eyesight."
Redwall songs #1 OLD STORIES
Give me a shout about how you like it. ( you might get something. ) old stories told by travelers, great songs that bards have sung of mossflower's summers faded, gone when redwall's stones were young.
...And Something Else Besides
He was a young bard, for all that his stories and songs were known countrywide, and he could, if need be, wander elsewhere to find a mate. he discarded that idea immediately. blazewood was his home.
If I'd Known I'd Be Reborn As The Hero Of This Game, I Wouldn't Have Sunk 200 Hours Into Getting Every Girl Pregnant!!
And thus began the ultimate quest of keith sonicson, human bard and lover of ladies of every shape and size. there were several character classes available, but i just had to go with bard. it had lower stats than every other class... except for one.
Life... Chapter 1
bard: 10 inches.my entrance upon the world was highly unpleasant. being groped by hands wrapped tight in plastic, the light pounding my eyelids, i did not display emotion, unlike my brothers and sisters.
Five Limericks About Unicorns
My wishes aren't meant to debase so don't think me out of place that when you succumb and finally cum please jizz all over my face ~~~ i thought i had this on lock never expected the writer's block limericks are hard i feel bad for the bard
An Ire to Inspire
But clearly this will take... some time i could write on hope, purity, growth, intelligence or even courage and maybe within these words i could aspire to encourage alas those who've read this far it is hard and yet if it would be easy if i were a bard
A Home Away From Home - Chapter 1: Alone In a Sea of People
It was an article on the bard observer's website. he clicked the link, and read on. "students are welcome to apply. food and camping area will be provided on weekends, with employment."