A Guide Dog for the Apocalypse (CH. 1)
You hoped you could find some duct tape here and maybe fashion a kind of spear from a broom, but christ, nothing but scotch tape and small dispenser tape with each house all the way here.
Priests of the Field - chapter 01
Now that magdalene was gone - dead to the same plague of helminths ravaging their south-eastern frontiers - raguel was more motivated than ever to leave his homeland behind, to kill demons, to abandon himself to christ's will, goals, and power.
Snow Storm
"jeezus christ! can you stop fucking me for five seconds!?" brian snapped back at his father. "only if you stop bitching for five seconds" snow retorted with a shrug of his shoulders.
Red vs Blue episode 2
christ?" the two continued teasing as the fox began to have enough and stormed into the base. " hey simmons, what's the name of that mexican lizard, eats all the goats?" " uh, that would be the chupacabra, sir!"
Waking up is a Strange World - Overtime -
"jesus christ! .... fucking hell man dont do that!" he shouted with his pulse racing a mile a minute. "i apologise, but drinking the sedative will not work." he said, sitting down at a breakfast stool near the table. "the... sedative?"
Arcanine's Desires Part 3
"oh christ jordan, does it honestly matter?!" the cub's eyes shot open. "jordan?!" the growlithe yelped, struggling fiercly but to no avail, how could he not have realised that his own father was the man responsible for raping him?!
Calvin and Hobbes: Exploration.
It is a fucking toy for christ's sake!" when calvin reached for the tiger his dad smacked him across the face. "it's not your toy anymore! we are burning it!" calvin's wail pierced the air, "no! you can't do that!"
What Love Can Do (Draft #1)
Oh jesus christ!" the dog came near gently, and then touched her lips to john's. john was pretty shocked of this kiss and he was praying to god in his mind to make all evils out when he saw the dog is converting. it grown a humanoid arm and feet.
Serenifi: Great Scott! Part I: Scene 3
Tranquility: jesus christ, you inexplicably disintegrated the last blockbuster in the world! now how will prove to our future generation that it actually existed? lexi: first of all, i'm part of the future generation, remember?
Kinktober Day Four: Watersports
"jesus christ, lady." there were a few flurries of zippers zipping up, but at least half of the men didn't even bother as she staggered over to the line of urinals on the wall. her eyes swept over the line of men who were taking a piss.
When Dad Wakes Up
Jesus christ this is just so fucking wrong! what should i do? do i make him stop? do i pretend this isn't happening? fucking hell!
Truckstop Talon Tricks
_fucking christ, it's trying...almost halfway in..._ it was insane watching it happen, but there was no denying that the prostitute was taking it, and taking it better than anyone that size should have been able to.