First Thing When I turn 18...

Normally he was a cucumber, as in "cool as a", but something about the situation just made him feel weird. t was even worse than when he'd sat his exams, which he'd done well in and had several letters of acceptance over the last few weeks.

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Porc Prequel

If the cucumbers at the supermarket were that long and thick, one would certainly be getting their money's worth. his cock reached out between the bars, accompanied by a set of heavily sagging and sweating balls.

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Blue Paws Memoirs - Confessions Of a Gay Porn Star

More vids, answering to some of the requests my "fans" (lol) made at me, doing even more silly poses, stuffing a cucumber up my tailhole, humping a pillow, tasting my piss, cumming on to the picture of a star of a vampire-themed flick that was really popular

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In the Lion's den (18+)

Axel smiled and concurred: unbuttoned, unzipped, and dropped his pants down to his ankles, then pinched at the waistband of his boxers pulling it down slowly now bottomless; his cock springing out throbbing, size of a fully ripe cucumber ready to be sold at

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Eeveelutionary Changes

She should have been freaking out but she felt cool as a cucumber. probably for the best as if she was freaking out she'd probably be hurling objects and people at random with her new psychic powers. kevin and sammy weren't doing as well as her.

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Means of Reconciliation Part 1

He lowered his arm and saw not a firebomb but… a cucumber? his scrawny frame leaned closer to get a better look. yes, lying on the carriage floor was, in fact, a fat, long cucumber, perfect for a salad.

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Untitled Goose Gams (F/M)

Under the tall hedge she would suck and pluck, pulling his plums hard to see how tight his skin became and snickering to herself quietly, when she slipped her beak down on his cucumber and bobbed with her long neck.

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MLP:FiM: Chapture 3: No Friends, No Problem

Who was laying on a chair with cucumbers on his eyes. "because she was my first friend who wasn't a family member. someone who didn't already have an obligation to like me for having the same blood."

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KPA Chapter 1: The Perils of De-Evolution

Five sharp fanged heads, one feline and four serpentine, bit into the floragrovellix's tasty cucumber flavored flesh, quickly severing the head from the body.

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In Love With A Fairytale

Each was maybe a foot long and maybe 3 inches at the widest, honestly they looked like cucumbers made of glowing stone. “crystals? pffft what a waste!

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Drag'n'Drop Part3

I bet that's frustrating, or are you slipping her the cucumber?" neebis's cheeks went bright red, grinned sheepishly and said, "....maybe."

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