fritz... come on over and say hello to your babysitter tonight!" the staff member cooed, the names immediately making the groomer double-take, especially when she'd been looking at the pair of them as if they were far too familiar.
Canine, Doberman, Dog, Fanfiction, Husky, Knot, M/M, Non-Consensual, Road Rovers, Tie, blitz, exile, mount, oneshot
"oh, and you are fritz's friend. we wanted to say sorry to him because we forgot to refuel the car, but..."
"but what?
Car, Death, Dinosaur, Draconian, Dragon, Lust, Sword, Violence (Not In Yiff), Weapon, bar, hungry
His gps seemed to be on the fritz; the company was too new to be listed on a database - and they probably didn't want it there - and the address proved to be non-existent.
Anal, Double-Penetration, Gay, M/M, M/M/M/M, Musk, Oral, Orgy, Rat, Transformation, spitroast
Again, her image fluttered, like a television on the fritz. she giggled softly.
"yes, yes. that's quite a special thing about our toys. you see, they're not just toys. they're more like... how should i explain it?
Fox, M/F, Masturbation, Sex toys, Transformation
I've heard all the whispers, all the insults, everyone saying how i'd be no better than fritz! i used to look up to them and now i realize how wrong i was to do so."
Blue Jay, Cobra, Cunnilingus, Drama, F/F, Fondling, Hawk, Love, M/M, Medieval, Otter, Rebellion, Romance, Stoat, Tribal, Young Love, illness, pine marten
Agent stud colt slipped into the small nondescript dry cleaners off fritz-elsas strasse. the bored looking badger on the counter didn't even look up from his copy of bild as the bulky equine made his way behind the counter and into the cluttered office.
Bad russian stereotypes, Bear, Comedy, Crossdressing, Erotic torture, Espionage, Gay, Goat, Help please im trapped in the tags someone let me, Horse, Im just spinning shit now, Love me some product placement, M/M, Parody, Plot Development, Sexy nissan micra, Stallion, Torture, spoof, spy
The story was empty, which was fortunate because the point of sale system was on the fritz. it was a pos in more than one sense, but it wasn't jack's place to recommend a replacement. he wasn't even sure if the old place could afford one.
Breathplay, Cowgirl, Crocodile, Kissing, NITW, Night in the woods, Rabbit, Scalie, Smoking, Taur
It had been fritzing for weeks! _i called the phone company four days ago about this! them and their rural monopoly. what am i going to do? i need-_
"erotica," she supplied.
_that!_
"this sucks!"
Character Development, Fellatio, Heat, M/F, Missionary, Mouse, Oral, Otter, Pheromones, Romance, Sex, Vaginal
"gone on the fritz?" he buzzed a raspy, harsh laugh. obviously amused with himself.
"well, either way, it's none of your business. what do you want?"
"you are authoritative, captain. i like that," said the wasp. his name was seel.
Character Development, M/F, Sci-Fi, Squirrel, Vaginal