The Duck in the Bath

fritz, you really have stooped to a new low, gayass. stop snogging the duck, son, and get out of the bath. we must go," said karl's voice as it snapped me out of my trance.

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Being a Weird Boy - Road Rovers Oneshot

fritz... come on over and say hello to your babysitter tonight!" the staff member cooed, the names immediately making the groomer double-take, especially when she'd been looking at the pair of them as if they were far too familiar.

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They Cum from Outer Space

The backlight of the radio faded out after fritzing a couple of times, and soon the gauges followed.

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The Adventures of Nall Wolf: Ch.3: The Discovery

He put it up to his ear and sure enough, the dial tone had been replaced with static, the phone line was on the fritz again... "guess this means no internet today..."

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Glitched Bottom

The machinery in them was on the fritz, and they sparked against his fingers as he got them off his eyeballs. if he'd left them in, that would have hurt like hell.

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Return to Vassalized Earth: An Unremarkable Day

I think it's on the fritz." the driver didn't so much as twitch his pointed ears in response, silently gliding the car onto the freeway. “hey!" abel knocked on the window. “it's fucking hot back here!"

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Problems in Paradise

The green haired male knew better than to ignore the hum that often resounded in his mind when his abilities went on the fritz and so ken found himself in the pouring rain after getting his raincoat.

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local69

The screen is layered with bars of alternating brightness, and the vertical hold is on the fritz, often distorting whatever sounds are heard at the time it flickers the screen. we hear sleazy muzak playing, calm, but with a crude beat to it.

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Super Cock

Phillip had used the program for making the punching bag go on the fritz more times then he could remember already, and fortunately for him no one had figured out his ruse.

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Hunted: Chapter 9

#9 of hunted so, i meant to post this yesterday, but my internet decided to go on the fritz, so i clicked the post button and nothing happened. now that it's back, this should go through.

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Zootopia First Salvo part 2

He prayed to fritz constantly not take his father from him and after three weeks....nick woke up and to great blessing his first words were...."you looked after my tail? good boy."

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Opportunities

The oven is on the fritz again." trevor responded seeming a little irritated at the lack of ability of his oven to heat food properly. "oh wow, that's unfortunate. well, i tell you what. i'll buy you a new one if you go on a date with me this saturday."

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