Brothel Mishaps
Nidoking's shaft slid out smoothly and drilled-pun slightly intended-its way inside of han. the snoozing blaziken only moaned in his sleep as his body was used like a toy. and it would stay that way from the rest of the day to late at night.
VG Cats #1: Without His Interference
She giggled a bit when she realised the pun she had said. but still, that felt so good... she decided to do it again but suddenly, the door opened. her heart raced. what if it was scott again? to her relief it was leo.
Twokinds - Clovis and Brutus
Time to test the waters, pun intended. "do you," clovis began, her voice wary, "have anyone?" the wolf tilted his head, "what do you mean?" "gah, you know! someone. . . close to you?" "the boss and i are really close!"
A trainer's Story [29]
Hopefully, no pun was intended here, because, the last time he attempted to 'ride' typhlosion, things had almost ended up a disaster with guilt and plenty of beat-the-crap-out threats from lucario.
Animal Crossing: A Secretary's Work Is Never Done
Pardon the pun. "hey, shizue." i said, watching as she turned to me while still bend over. "yes, mr. mayor? can i get you something?" she asked.
(First Book) When 2 worlds collided - Part 1
In my eyes the best pun anyone has ever made. "how did you get here" "oh, i went by the tit".
"Glory" to Mother Russia
He chalked that up to nicolai rubbing off on him, no pun intended. slowly, he began to walk, stuffing his phone back into his shorts.
Two Rodents Of a Fur,Pikachu to the Rescue!
(yes pun intended) this will be a long stretch of a story.(man ive sure worked on these puns) i only hope something will aid her. "what the hell bitch!turn back!" "i think im content the way i am."
Stockholm syndrome
I know you hate puns, but can you give me a hand?" "har har, very funny... i'd stroke you for a while, but i can't" "whaddaya mean you can't? has brain been feeding you that abstinent bullshit again?" "no, no... uh... i'm kinda stuck" "stuck?"
Manageing shares
At the man's pun i wrapped my arms around him, bringing my paws down to his still secured pants. throwing away all subtlety i dug my thumbs under the belt of them and just eased them down, eager to find him.
Cloud Seeding
“This is a catastrophe!” President Amberley Woodlove slammed her tiny paws down on the polished desk, whiskers twitching. As the first rabbit leader of the TNA (Territorial Nation of Animalia), she’d campaigned hard on three core issues. Closing...
Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt 86
**“lop..punny…pun”** _[she has a good point]_ bunny mused easing a paw along jacks right shoulder, blaze mirrored this with one of her claw like hands moving across the other shoulder.