Hisss Girl [Commission]
Personally it had seemed a bit artsy to me but i really didn’t want to say it for fear of looking like a rube. “no. i mean i did… even though it was kind of hard to follow… but it wasn’t what i meant.”
Something is wrong in the world today. Part 3
Kenzi coughed when the rube was getting taken out. rin reached out and touched his arm again. "not that i can talk to you, i would like to tell you something about me." "what is it?"
Can't Fool Me!
Slowly rubing her hand up and down she watched with amazement as more and more of the beasts cock revealed its self from slit. first five inches, then one foot, then two.
Mounted Courier [Commission]
He replied, and gwen found herself short of words at the reminder that while she was somewhat of a rube, her mount was a refined city-dweller.
The Good Life
"you sound exactly like any other rube who packed up and moved to the city. i thought we was friends, john brandish, but you ain't nothing but a backstabbing, two timing, no good, goddamned, yellow bellied, city slicker."
The story of rubicundiFox(short story about myself)
Just as he was giving up hope \*smack\* there in front of him was the green fox he was looking for.rubucundi rubes his head as he had hit it on the other foxes muzzle.
Poker in Purgatory
And what a crowd there was; so many rubes just waiting to be separated from their money at whatever table he decided to frequent. maybe every table, if that's what it took to satisfy his itch.
Mutual Recession (1)
Ignoring the dampened sheets, she shook off the last few clinging senses the dream had left her with and got out of bed, rubing the sleep from her eyes.
No good deed Chapter 16: Welcome home
Sven took a great deal of care trying to bite into the rube goldberg pile of relish, pickles, and tomatoes without losing anything or getting it on his shirt and almost succeeded. to drink i got a teddy bear shaped sippy cup with cool, fresh juice.
Short Circuit
Torru abruptly felt and realized that this added body-sense was a two-way street, and the pheremones suddenly hit him full-force again as the sensation of aya's crotch rubing against his shot like a lightning bolt into his mind.
Redux A Noble Regressor 10: Bro-code sacrifice.
A deliberate occlusion to get him to take the message more seriously…or an honest mistake from a rural rube? not that it mattered at this point, jun supposed.
A Good Magician . . .
The drunk was no rube though, he inspected the simple snap together plastic that reminded him of cheap easter egg hunts. both ends were loaded with little metal weights, probably to make it sink; but other than that, it was completely mundane.