I'm sure we were pissing off the bartender with our bad jokes. thank god for my medical license because i could never have made it as a comedian.
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"this is a bad joke, mom."
with a deft motion, she split the front of her blouse down the middle, opening it and revealing her lightly-furred, naked breasts. she said, "i'm not joking, son."
his eyes popped open in disbelief. "you're my mother!
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Just like me, you may believe at the beginning that this is merely a bad joke, but trust me: i am sure that you will like it._
_take care, son, and have fun,_
_dad._
the deer took another look at the medallion.
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But bad jokes aside, neither tyler nor jast were slouches when it comes to battle.
which brought me to my next memorable activity, the annual battle tournament. it was like a school sport - you get good grades, you get to participate.
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"this is my first day too, and we both went for our pack of cigs like a pack of wolves after getting out of class" they both laughed at zane's bad joke.
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I considered it one hell of a bad joke. it was 5 p.m. halloween day. soon, ight would fall and the murders would begin. but i needed to find the motel first.
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"sorry, bad joke i guess," she said, but quint noticed she put something back in her pack.
kevin took her hand. she jumped a little at the heat and realized she was cold. "kreet," he said. "you're freezing!"
"i... guess i am!
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Trevor smiled at his bad joke, shaking his sheath. he released the final drops and tried to dislodge the fox from his member, but the fox wouldn't budge. using his claws, trevor carefully pulled the thing off.
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Causing the other wrestlers to rolled their eyes, at the very bad joke made by the face of the wwe.
" what!." john asked them in a confused tone.
" nothing it cool cena." stuart said to him,while shaking his head as he then pick up his bags.
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Roland wondered if it was a bad joke. frankly, this whole endeavour felt like a bad joke, one he was the butt of. he bowed anyway, tilting his head up to examine the throne.
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