Fast Idiots
The A$$holes: "Providing high-quality entertainment for the cogs in the machine since 2003." The average fur who browsed through social media or a random newsfeed could sometimes hear...
Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Forty Four
"very funny." vakaal snarled. the playful anger was a good way for him to forget the worst of his fears.
Ch. 20 Halloween Special 7/9 Haunted Flush Fun!
The funny thing was that a pikachu was never affected by the memory wipe that the flush a fuck corps employed. "i'd be glad of the help zyps you can hold the bag for me" he said as he began raking again.
Tedious Titilation
"Oh, yes. Yeah, suck Daddy's cock! Mfh, that's a good slut--" God fuckin dammit! I lunged for the remote and rapidly smashed the volume button...
A Taste of Furry
**Cheetah's Ramblings: Hello darlings. After a week of chasing and failed hunts, Cheetahs managed to catch a new prey for you to enjoy. It is an unusual looking beast born from a humorous mood, shameless wit, and personal writing experience. I hope...
Lunch Time
"Whatcha doing, sis?" Big Macintosh asked Applejack one day, trotting up to her. "Gonna prank Rainbow Dash." "What'd she do this time?" "Put a bucket of honey over the door, so when I went through it, it fell on me. She said honey went good with...
Predator and Prey
But i think you're funny. and kinda my type." sean sipped the last of their beer, waiting for fritz's response. but fritz, as if broken, just sat and stared. five seconds passed. "right, um." sean straightened their posture. "i'm sorry.
Camping Trip Chapter 3
Camping Trip Chapter 3: Building Tension The sun had barely risen up before most of the guys were out of bed. The sky was still a radiant baby blue as the sun hid behind the mountains that stood on either side of the river. It cast an amber glow on the...
2 short paragraphs
* * * once upon a time there was a boy who enjoyed exploring. one day he want out exploring in the woods and happened upon a horrifying scene. there was blood everywhere, limbs and guts spread across the ground. he turned to run away only to be...
Better Than Sleep
"it was funny, we all thought melissa dragged him off to kick him in the balls or something. then we found him in the laundry room, and oh my god, he was naked! it was sooo funny!" "he was naked?" sarah asked, doing her best to act shocked. "yeah!"
Late Night Call
"Fuck, really? _How late?_" Danny's voice was dejected, exhausted. He pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed,...
A Shocking Surprise - Ben300 Raichu TF
"OK, you're sure you've got everything set up for this?" Syren asked Shade, glancing over at the raven as she put the finishing touches on a portal spell she was preparing."Kinda seems weird that you still need to do this elaborate setup for a portal,...