Secrets of the Tanners (chapters 4-6)
It read [molecular retardation experiment 3033| stage 3| project sub-title: genetic recession| subject (s): tanner, nathan j. and tanner, drake f.| description: to cure me and my son] i sat there in the glow of the computer screen, then i looked at the
A One Off About Nutt
A retarded story 1. "did you fuck my sister man?!" chris yells at me from the sidewalk. oh i did, lord knows i did, from the christmas eve's eve until the day after boxing day you two were joined at the crotch.
I Caught God: Ch1: In Which There is a Great Deal of Profanity and Someone Wishes They Could Have Gone Trick-or-Treating Instead
It's a fucking retarded beaver! "no," giratina hisses, "make him something rare." "why should i bless this impertinent mortal with the power and esteem that would come with being a pokémon of note?" a new voice asks.
Anonoholes Night Club
"we all did it, just don't pick a red room like a retard and end up knotted to a guy!"
Spring Fever Chapter 2
You nod, accepting that a fucking band retard is spreading rumors about you. “my project is a universal carving rig for medium-large to large animals. i got the idea after my grandpa became too weak to do anything more that drag the last caribou he shot.
Anon and Dash: Adventures in Futa-heat
\>very enticing \>then again, not a total retard \>shrug, say that you only just got the place looking half-decent \>"well, i can pay rent then!" \>didn't she live in a fucking cloud or some shit?
Knot Theory (IV)
You know all those retards who say they hate math, but never took calculus? yeah, i double-majored in math just so i could feel good about saying i fukkin hate it."
Wet, Fake Grass 2
He was a complete tech retard compared to thomas' tech savvy. looking at his overbearing yellow walls and his grey, curtains, he sighed. it echoed in the room. thomas liked these moments, all alone listening to his ears ring.
Flying Mile High Chapter 7
"retard! retard!". gwen pulled the throttle back to the idle position, and gently pulled back the joystick. raising the nose high above the ground before making a smooth landing. "5".
lMore Then Just Friendsl *The Black Thorn* lCompany by a Huskyl
It lacked in plot and perhaps was what you could define retarded, but in the end it was to some amusement.
Dago Malginn:Licensed Kinght Errant [1/2]
"despite being perfectly aware that sending a priceless family relic down to the depths of hell is a-and pardon me the language- retarded idea, i do not give custody of personal relics to just anyone and send them merrily to their doom.
Wrong Side Of Town
To her credit, she may have been completely fucking retarded in her choice to rape me. the big cat was grinding her pussy on me, all over my body, and the musk was heavy.