My Gym Partner's Faculty's Some Fruits and Freaks

He spat on the floor, shoulders jacked for the feel of it; the goddang snowman would handle that. nothing peered down from the hole; he looked ahead for a ladder, a missing panel of ceiling, anything they'd have climbed.

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Christmas Chaos - A Hilarious Holiday Adventure

He took a large, lighted icicle, and stuck it on the crotch of a snowman. with his season mischief temporarily complete, asterbury slipped around behind a house. he clambered over the fence, and hopped into the backyard.

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A Roo'd Awakening - Chapter Eight

“i don't exactly have a clean shirt to wear after yesterday and i'm not exactly sure how you'd feel about dating a snowman." “right, right," she says, offering a sheepish smile at your words. “almost forgot about that.

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Digital Warpath (violence not in yiff)

When everyone looked like a snowman and the cars were parade floats, the convoy went on at fifty-five or so miles per hour.

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Snows of Colossus: Part 2

"open up the window, go make a snowman. i'll be right behind you, promise." the hunter snickered. the wind was barreling fiercely against the nearby window. it had become such an omnipresent sound that both of them had been used to it for many days.

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12 Days

Aside from the snowman outside and the snow angel the neighbour’s dog made; he had no decorations up. finding out his lover wasn’t even going to be home for christmas sort of killed his motivation to decorate in the first place.

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Heart of the Crimson Shade

“how about we go out of the kingdom,” i suggested, “we can go play in the snow or build a snowman, we don’t get to do that back home.” he looked at me as if i was insane, but then i continued.

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Why are the Demons HOT?!

Why are the Demons HOT? Chapter 1 Consciousness returned not as a gentle dawn, but as a snapped rubber band. One moment, there was the screech of tires, a flash of blinding light, and the absurdly specific regret of not clearing his browser history....

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The Back Pages (2024)

I kind of remember one winter, he was mighty proud of making this huge snowman in the front yard. i have the picture of that." "just a shame." jake frowned. "i wonder what troy's life would have been like had he lived?" "well he'd be old now."

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