Alien Seduction

For some reason hasani was reminded of the two comedians penn and teller, a wolf and ferret duo, despite these two being aliens. "hello," hasani said, stepping forward. he held out his arms two show he wasn't a threat.

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Zombie Apoc-Fur-Lypse. The Setting: Ratherbigshire, UK

The city also has more mainstream events such as a short film festival for international film makers, and a 3 day long comedy festival held during the summer that is open to comedians from throughout the uk-- and occasionally one or two from the

Summer Valley College: A Preview

"a comedian too, eh? my, my, i've got such a talented boyfriend! he's a great masseuse, and he can crack jokes while he's at it!" chuckled out jack, licking at his lips, teasingly. "i bet you're thirsty now, though.

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Rebirth ch12

'leave them laughing', a comedian would say after a performance (or was it, 'leave them in stitches?'). with the tension broken, we gave each other a quick hug and a pat on the back. "well whatever.

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Days in the Life: Angela Neem: Day One - Chapter one

And it was she loved listening to the comedian and doctor shooting back and forth with callers. it was always really funny. turning away she knelt down to a cabinet and pulled out a bowl and a couple packets of cinnamon oatmeal.

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Charmed And Stoked

"you're just a regular comedian, aren't you?" "hm, you know, comedian rhymes with charmeleon. alliterates, too. maybe there's a performance act somewhere in there..." "right."

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Beef Schtick

**Beef Schtick** _©2006-2015 Sylvan Scott_ **one** _Stop me if you've heard this one._ "A minotaur walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. He thanks the bartender, takes his suds, and scopes the place out. In the middle of his...

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Beef Schtick

**Beef Schtick** _©2006-2015 Sylvan Scott_ **one** _Stop me if you've heard this one._ "A minotaur walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. He thanks the bartender, takes his suds, and scopes the place out. In the middle of his...

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Henry Rider and the NuYu Prescription: Chapter Two

The comedian froze midjoke, and every head in the audience swiveled around to look at me. for a second, i thought maybe they didn't speak english—but then a thick plume of smoke billowed out of the kitchen doors behind me.

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Some Lifetimes Are Like That

Never piss off anyone who drinks a beer glass full of hard liquor in the morning, because he'd just as soon stomp your brains out as listen to you try to be a comedian."

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Waves of Change 3: Strong Bonds and Old Flames

“a comedian huh?" she growled. “oh crap." chase thought. chase's eye widened as a 6 foot wave hit him knocking him into the beach. he coughed before another hit him one after the other.

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Lifted Higher: Chapter 1 - "Lips? Of an Angel"

"yep," i say to this stranger just because near-death experiences bring out my inner comedian. "i was going to kiss you anyway for saving my life." "sweet!" they bark. and then i gasp as warmth covers my lips.

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