Vriska Vulpix's Journal
Normally i would scoff at such a corny-joke, but this one always makes me smile for some reason and this time was no exception. he looked at me with his usual "gotcha" expression on his face.
The After Christmas Sale
As if perfectly timed for a corny joke, the wolf said, "i think this red shirt suits you just fine." he watched as a new blush ran across tommy's face. "don't get it a size smaller either, i can't wait to fuck you in it again!"
Manny and Merrlon Book Four
He could not help but join the cubs as they laughed at one of the corny jokes and the way the cat acted it out. in the corner of the room matthew watched with a grin with the domitrace beside him, they talked quietly as they watched merrlon.
Farm Frollick
Sandy made a corny joke which went right over the boys head. the colt wasn't in any mood to converse as he wasn't much of a morning person. that issue was easily subdued when he had a hearty breakfast.
Zootopia chap 5
The audience laughed politely, as the lion told another of his corny jokes. glancing around the fox realized that this horse was the only non predator in the room. the picture on the big screen suddenly changed, to a single oval of pale flesh.
If It Bleeds It Leads
Mike guffawed (he always was a sucker for a corny joke) and i smiled as i sipped my beer. at some point, someone (probably mike) offered to make a large paper star for his right horn, but he'd have to "stoop over like the tree for the rest of the night."
Mobius' Messy Fate
No matter how much she loved him, she still couldn't stand all his corny jokes and one-liners. the two lovers lay happily in each other's arms, blissfully unaware of what was approaching them.
Alphys' Bad School Day (PART 3)
Sans laughed smugly at his own incredibly corny jokes while alphys booted up her brain...only to be greeted by literally the only thing standing between her and her dream: the obligatory password screen! "hmm, let's see what we've got under here..."
RTSYM: Berserker's Visit - Day 1, Pt. 2
Despite the overwhelming lust building up amongst the crowd, everyone stopped what they were doing and moaned at the superintendent's corny joke. "jeez...tough crowd." the light came to life again.
Catching up Part 2
The puppy made a corny joke which elicited a smile from the kit. "hehe. good idea. it's pretty stuffy in here anyway." the fox wasn't about to protest leaving the un-ventilated shack.
Commission: More Than One Way To Use Poké Balls
Obligatory content warning: this story contains sexual acts between three males, double-penetration, mild cum inflation, and corny jokes about poké balls. oh, and before i forget: there's currently a vote running for the sequel poll!
A Romp of Otters
Kabbini laughed at the corny joke, and then returned his attention back to his own cock and the female whose mouth was attached there as if her life depended on it.