Isn't petty theft a bit beneath our pay grade?"
"when your fridge is empty, nothing is beneath your pay grade." odin grabbed the kitten by the scruff, lifted him up and placed him on atop his hat. "now to the crime scene!"
Cat, Kitten, Micro, Shrink, Shrinking, Werekitten, Wolf, Wonder land
I did not think you would stoop to petty theft."
"i don't want to go back to the palace."
"i know that," galah said, his smile fading, "but you must. today is a very important day for you and your father.
Authority, Jackal, M/M, Mild Drama, No-Yiff, Tiger
petty thefts, vandalism, tax evasion, and stuff like that are lower ranks, but a serial killer is a very serious crime, so they are given a much higher rating." she explained.
Alex Light, Death, Eevee, Fighting, Golbat, Master Alex, Pokemon, Pokemorph, Vampire, ekans, jigglypuff
Thus turning our petty theft into murder. when zil told me this after dinner i knew the evidence on the body would damn us. so we snuck out later and went into the tunnels to set explosive charges that we stole from dad to get rid of the evidence.
Action, Dark, Drama, Gay, Gay Relationships, M/M, Pokemon, Sci-Fi, Story Progression, Story Series, Supernatural, Violence, Violence (Not In Yiff)
Mostly it was the usual charges - truancy, petty theft, vandalism. all of it handled by social workers, and handled poorly. it wasn't until he was caught breaking into a house that the matter was seriously investigated.
Cub, Deer, Discipline, Lioness, M/F, M/M, Rabbit, Semi NC, Teen, Young, b/b, b/f
The worst crimes these days are petty theft or domestic disputes. no murder, no terrorism, nothing.
it's nice, really, but that doesn't mean everything is perfect. my sex life for example!
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"assault, petty theft, assault, assault, unlawful entry, harassment... more assault. seems he gets into a lot of fights." he smirked. "and likes to play loud music. what is this... one, two... five... nine counts of disturbing the peace?"
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Didn't i tell you they had problems with petty theft?"
the bull nodded quickly. "oh yes. it was amazing. it looked like it would take hours to get through all their stories, i might be there all shift..."
"imagine that. go on..."
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A couple hours and a guilt-stricken petty theft of some clothing later, brooklyn returned to castle wyvern with a new intact loincloth.
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All of them were simple disturbances, such as petty theft, a quarrel on the street, a broken traffic light... but all together had tired them.
thankfully, they were now driving to the precint to leave the cruiser and check out to go home.
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