Summer Breaks
It was an absurd thought, but then, everything now seemed at least a little absurd... the dim light of her phone, still in the footwell, caught her attention. she picked it up; it was flashing with a message from kim.
Killing Time
The police set up a barricade at the end of the next street, four of their cars pushed together as if in some absurd thought that it might block the dragons movements... despite the cars not even being as tall as his toes.
Scale and Shield (Part 1)
absurd. utterly absurd. how could a human miss a dig site on the outer edge of the jungle and somehow wander into its heart — alive and well?
Nightshadow (Kapitel 1 - Schulball des Schicksals
"das ist irgendwie absurd." "absurd? warum?" ich sah ihn genau an. mir viel auf wie schwer es mir viel seinem blick dauerhaft standzuhalten, irgendwas machte mich unruhig wenn ich ihm in seine augen sah. panik war es nicht.
No Such Thing As Sea Monsters
The punishment was almost as absurd as the crime itself. not allowed on a ship because it was bad luck to have a lady on board. sure, ships got into accidents, but did any of them have any females on board? maybe there's a reason why.
Howlr Diary: Ice Cream and Cum
Then i realized my absolute absurdity. and not just that, but the entire situation was absurd. probably it was the most absurd situation i'd been in, and i had done some awfully absurd things. what did the ratios fucking matter? it was a _cum milkshake_.
[Cure] A Big Stretch
As his manhood's growth started to tip the scales of absurd, zephyr's chest began to heat up. then, just as his cock passed the foot-and-a-half mark, a pair of supple breasts began to expand from his chest.
Wonder Treatment
Her sexlips was absurdly puffy and engorged, grinding together whenever she moved. sarah gasped in delight as she felt herself up, sliding a finger into her soaked cunt and shuddering as she discovered that her whole fist fit up there!
Daily Grind: Tail Light
absurd rumours. which happened to be true. something i found out for myself during my routine physical, when my doctor and i got very familiar with each other.
Twokinds - A Quick Little Cheat
Flora arched her back, thrusting her rump out and twisting her spine through an absurd angle. "hey, is trace up yet?" she asked. keith quickly averted his eyes, "uh, no. i think he's still asleep.
The Big Gay Gnoll Room
You snigger at the absurdity of the situation, laughing against the hyena's eager laps.
Double-Double
Beneath him, he could feel the slick lengths of all of those shafts sorting out the space underneath him...the idea of getting them all inside him was absurd, but he loved absurd sex, that was why he romped with such large creatures.