Blood Money
If they're especially pleased with your performance, they might even hire you as private entertainment, so they don't have to share you with every jackoff who can pay the cover charge.
I'm Just Your Stud
There's nothing in the app for "mutual jackoff session" in the list of services i provide and you ordered a handjob.
Kaiju ga Gotoku 6.4 - The Edge of Despair
"you don't know shit about fuck, other than your damn forge and i can't have you jackoffs collapsing in the street cuz you can't eat. waiter!" their patriarch snapped his fingers to the crab serving them.
Stacked Deck
"i don't babysit, jackoff. i like you, but not that much." more quiet. then: "it's the sugary chigurh." spade stopped. he turned, staring at the silhouette. this time, _he_ was silent. "now, hide it. i'll call you again."
Chatter
“shit, i hope that wasn't _really_ your jackoff hand." he pauses, tryin' to forget. _ _“no, but. i've been seeing mary and her five sisters a lot, i tell you that." okay. whew. still has his humor. also, _huh?
Quick Kills No.7 Old Number Seven
"hey jackoff, where is he?" i snapped too, the voice from earlier had a body, an impressive one i'd like to add.
Way of the Beast, part 3
When was the last time he had a jackoff session that felt that good? he must have been really pent up--either that or he never had anybody who could stoke his libido like that before.
The Adventures of Slutta the Babebarian
Did you see that jackoff who jammed it up my ass while that thick son of a bitch was pounding my cunt? fuck, i need another drink.” brooke gulped down the last of her martini and went into the kitchen to make another one.
Friend of the Devil
Chief ain't gonna have me waste my prime afternoon jackoff time 'cause he thinks _warehouse lives matter_. musta been something bigger." "mm. you know harlan crow?" "guy who married steve kelly's sister, right?" "i guess."
Worlds Apart
What's a jackoff like him doing here anyway?" kevin nodded before he typed on his tablet, "jonathan often goes after young new creatures who come here. i saw what was happening and figured you needed some help.
Wayward Song Bird
“robyn, you flapjack-eared jackoff!" the miffed avian shouts from the crow's nest. “yes, that one," krieg says pleasantly. “something something, it's a work in progress," yskra twirls his hands and then waves dismissively.
Ashton's Options
"the jackoff that cruised me at paizanno's?" she asked, surprised. "there's no way that guy's a fifth grader," she returned incredulously. "sixth grader," ashton corrected, through his tears. "really?