Weird Dreams - Anders
#2 of weird dream series anders has the house to himself, so he decides to do some light reading before bed. however, what he doesn't know is that this will lead him into a subconscious romp of large proportions. part of my weird dreams series.
Weird Dick Night
I feel a bit embarrassed, "is it weird looking?" "nope, a perfectly good cock, i'd say." koh moved from the couch and kneel in front of me. he reached out and rubbed a finger over one of the bumps on my cock.
Spenzaroo and the weird restaurant
In a small town Pokemon had a restaurant Pokemon where there was always a lot of people waiting his turn. Numerous pokémon from around the world were going to that restaurant for their delicious meals. All the customers were come out really big and...
Demonic Fusion Ha
Down deep underground was a hidden chamber. The chamber was connected to a mineshaft that was largely abandoned since the miners found the chamber in the first place. The chamber had no other entrances outside of the broken wall the miners dug and...
Jumba's New Wife
"yeah well...just watch me undo this...weird thing." he replied, as he looked down at that large belly of his. was it to just make him fat?
The Decaying Mall
When did this town become a mausoleum?_________ Luke Divers It is a well-known fact that Crossroads Mall in Roanoke, Virginia, was for many years in an advanced state of decay. Yet for one reason or another, the mall still...
An Ode to Snakes! (A slightly Surreal Poem)
Snakes are better Than Saigas or Snails Better than Foxes, Servals or Whales! Better than Lichen, better than moss Better than W.A.S.P or David Lee Roth! They slither and writhe On their bellies you see The best mode of transport This side...
Alien Livestock, Chapter 2, Domestic Service
Besides, it would be a waste of time, they're too weird. this story is a follow up to one i did a long time ago. the basic premise is that aliens have finally made 'contact', but aren't very friendly.
Hottest Club Around
"Oh shit. . . ." "Wait..what do you mean oh shit?!?" "It broke babe. . ." "Oh.....shit." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- At last, the best...
My eye is not a hard drive
:3 (warning: it's weird and requires increased usage of the brain! >:3 ) alwrin tripped over and turned into a lemon. "careful!"
The Left Testicle of Buddha
One of the human-animals is a weirdly colored wolf-bear who chuckles as the ride gets a lot more bumps.
Fourth Reich: intro
We have been nervous to publish this story due to the fact of the way people will react because its a weird story.