A Little Weird: Introduction

"it's a little weird though." "mommy likes it a little weird, sweetie." the older fox grinned mischievously. "now go to bed, it's a school night." "yes mom." christie said with yet another roll of her eyes.

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Weird pyschedelic dream

I've been having this dream lately, the dream starts out with me walking down a path of colors, like a kaleidoscope of light and guitar riffs I am then transported to like the late 60's I think anywhere between 1967 to 69-ish. When I get there I...

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An Ode to Snakes! (A slightly Surreal Poem)

Snakes are better Than Saigas or Snails Better than Foxes, Servals or Whales! Better than Lichen, better than moss Better than W.A.S.P or David Lee Roth! They slither and writhe On their bellies you see The best mode of transport This side...

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Alien Livestock, Chapter 2, Domestic Service

Besides, it would be a waste of time, they're too weird. this story is a follow up to one i did a long time ago. the basic premise is that aliens have finally made 'contact', but aren't very friendly.

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Hottest Club Around

"Oh shit. . . ." "Wait..what do you mean oh shit?!?" "It broke babe. . ." "Oh.....shit." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- At last, the best...

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My eye is not a hard drive

:3 (warning: it's weird and requires increased usage of the brain! >:3 ) alwrin tripped over and turned into a lemon. "careful!"

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The Left Testicle of Buddha

One of the human-animals is a weirdly colored wolf-bear who chuckles as the ride gets a lot more bumps.

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Warm eyes

You stand there staring with widened eyes. You see it coming a mile off and yet, your legs do not move. Your paws freeze as an unnatural chill climbs slowly up your spine, your breath catching as that same chill radiates outwards, touching every part...

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Warm Up - 8

**Warm Up - 8** "That will be all, Nicholas." Ricky said to the Prospect. The crocodilian deity nodded after the fulfillment of his task as he faded away to somewhere else. ...

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Fourth Reich: intro

We have been nervous to publish this story due to the fact of the way people will react because its a weird story.

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Demonic Fusion Ha

Down deep underground was a hidden chamber. The chamber was connected to a mineshaft that was largely abandoned since the miners found the chamber in the first place. The chamber had no other entrances outside of the broken wall the miners dug and...

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