Pepper VS Wordplay
Talking to the librarian is like being party to a very long dad joke. i walked right past the librarian toward the habitat.
A Different Kind of Babysitter - Part 6
"can i call you dad?" joked will, making bradley laugh. "sure. i bet i'd like having you as a son better than bradley." "hey!" snapped bradley. "i heard that!"
The Dawn of Destiny: Chapters 13-16
dad joked, "you know that isn't true kiddo." gramps said, "please don't call me kiddo grandpa." i said, "suits ya though." gramps winked, "but i'm not a kid anymore..." i started, "yes, we know... you and miss aurora, how are things these days?
Gortoz 'A Ran - Ch 28 - Promising prospects...
My dad joked once that i was right but that we couldn't afford one. turned out it was a shop selling baby stuff for really low prices...' 'so, no babies for sale?' 'nope... hehehehe...' 'so, like, do you have any hobbies?
Opportunistic Zoophile
My dad joked. "hahahaha... yeah, i know." "so, will you be okay here alone all day?" my mom asked. "yeah mom, don't worry about me. i can cook all by myself, remember? so you don't have to worry about me dying of hunger."
Shoemaker
dad joked. "hush! he's innocent!" mom scooped me up in her arms. we looked at each other for a long minute. i must have been hungry or something cause at that moment, i bit into my mom's chest. "ow!" she cried. "son of a-" "orc."
Chapter 6: Better Left Forgotten
It's because your dad jokes are rusty, peppy." krystal cleared her throat. "also, i'm bringing a water testing kit so we can replenish in the field. i hope that's not too progressive for you boys."
A Kiss and a Curse
Goat's got nothing but dad jokes." after another sip, she realized something. "hrm... is the mess drooling from between my legs his doing, too?" the tiger let out an awkward laugh, turning his head up and away as he scratched behind his ear.
Breeders Cup Champs
"must be something in the genes" blake said, just before orion chimed back in with a terrible dad joke. "jeans, i haven't worn jeans in years!" blake chuckled but nudged his husband's side, cerrid's family seemed amused however.
The Great Prophet Of Zao chapter 2: Safe Behind The Walls
dad jokingly laughs. but i can see the fear in his eyes. so i simply look back at him with a smile and say "i'm right behind you dad". he pats me on the head and we start running to catch up to the group heading to the main armory.
Lion King 2: Version 2 - Chapter 3: Of Royal Blood
"oh, a father joke. nice, kopa," twaana didn't seem fazed by the attack on her heritage. the jokes sounded harsh, but the two had done this most of their lives. twaana even joked about her possible parents from time to time.
The Christmas Party
You'll scare the boy," dad joked, handing the tailor his credit card. "remind me again what exactly we're doing tonight that calls for such expensive taste?" i wanted to know.