Henry Rider: Clown Hunter, Chapter Twenty
"hello, henrietta," said ichabod, his condescending gaze sweeping over the two of us like roadkill. "you look like you've had an interesting day." reflexively, i put a hand on ethan's shoulder, taking a step back. "what do you want?"
I'm a Crossdressing Sissy Dom. Ask Me Anything!
Put it this way, fuckface: when you're at work scraping roadkill off the streets of oxnard (just taking a guess based on what kind of mouth-breathing loser would get off on verbal abuse), do you need fucking cue cards to tell you what's a squirrel and what's
Kittyslut Factory | Part One
"just picking up some roadkill," daddy said.
A Cat Among the Stool-pigeons. Ep1
._ if it could rain any harder, we'd start finding fish as roadkill.
Playtesting Chapter 1
The platforms you will be dueling on do not however, so if you're not careful you could see yourself on the back of the train as reverse roadkill. gameplay is a normal duel, but when you take damage you get to switch the path the platform takes.
Werewolf Tale X Digimon - Part 1
While waiting for bailey to find a spot in the backyard to go, several scents of dead, likely roadkilled, animals reached his olfactory system, as well as others from burning wood logs, cooking meat and...he took two more sniffs to be sure.
I Applied for a Delivery Job and Got Turned Into a Flying Reindeer?! The Revenge of Mari Lwyd: Chapter Eighteen
He should have been left to rot in some godforsaken ditch like common roadkill. justin would be better off without him. they would _all_— he felt a hand touch his shoulder, and jumped. he had fallen to his knees without realizing it.
Loona's Love Life. Chapter 9
"hey hurry it up roadkill, this pussy isn't going to eat itself!"
Don't Worry Guys, Tuck's Just Recuperating
"it may not hurt much but unless you wanna get treated like fresh roadkill, you better get out here and talk."
Color Me Mad
"i'm well aware we're in last now shut the fuck up before i throw you out the window and turn you into roadkill!" "bring it on bitch!" "i can see why we're called the evil oasis." diesel says to rachel. "as for you two, both of you shut up!
A Bad Batch of Lobster
It's like watching a lobster try to assfuck a roadkill squirrel that's been rotting in the sun for two weeks!"
Second Honeymoon
“you literally named your first car 'roadkill', dude," i pointed out. “so, i never knew the book and movie existed," he laughed, shaking his head. “sue me."