The Vessel is not a joke
The Vessel Is Not A Joke By Drake Hopeman You'd think the spotlight on the stage would keep one from worrying about the performance of a lifetime. Well, the performance, like so many before them, to be the one that sparks a career again. At...
“Odd-Ass Podcast” =D
So I made a podcast with some friends =^-^= It's called the "Odd-Ass Podcast" now available on iTunes! Disclaimer: Its All joking It's a dark humor comedy podcast, so if u like stuff like sleepycabin, give us a like & listen ;) We don't really...
2+2+2=7
Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven, Sir. **Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2,** **how many will you...
The Lusty Argonian Maid v2 - The Untold Story
The Lusty Argonian Maid Act VII, Scene II, continued, The untold story. Lifts-Her-Tail: _My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?_ Crantius Colto: _This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise._ ...
The Adventures of Peter Gray chapter 10: April Fool's Day
Chapter 10 April Fool's Day "April Fool! April Fool!" I giggled when I saw the seven year-old raccoon boy pop around the corner, scaring either his brother or cousin into jumping like a cat. They squealed and laughed while chasing...
A combat of Spears
[I]Come closer! Come closer! And let me regale you with the tales of Uldrich the Proud! A hero, a former noble, a lord! He had everything in his life… But humility was not his strongest bent. He was from the cold north, from a land...
Snapshot: Wolf and Fox 2
They wanted new flooring and they wanted wood. The fox had gone to the store to start looking while the wolf was at work. Not knowing what to choose, he took a picture of an oak and cedar samples and sent it with the text "Hardwood or Softwood?" He...
Eden Garter, Dragon Anomaly, ch. 20
Chapter 20 - Feelings and Side Work _10:24 AM September 10, 2002_ ~Eden~ The jobs were quite simplistic. However, there was one that caught Eden's eye, and it paid somewhat more handsomely than the others. He supposed this would be a good at time as...
Lost Paradise
The four jokes to be read are independent; -Scam in Hell -Lost Paradise -The Gold of Paradise -Crossed the desert Reading in the timeline give the thread of a small.. Little story. ...
A Fishing Trip
_Come to think to it, my old man and me, we love doing shopping-window on electronics store, and ending the day by eating an ice cream. It's our father-son moment. So, Gill's father, he fishes with his daughter, and this, since she's young. And today,...
Unwrapping
**Unwrapping** _Written by Amethyst Mare (Arian Mabe) for TheKatPop as part of a trade_ _Merry Christmas!_ Kat sat curled up on the sofa, bare legs tucked in close to her body. Clad only in her underwear and an oversized Christmas jumper - bright...
I know your secret John Rain
I was a security guard in the local zoo because I had lost my job and I needed money for living. So I accepted this night time job. Not just for the money if you ask me. It had advantages like I had access to animals. Because I was into animals to it...