A combat of Spears

[I]Come closer! Come closer! And let me regale you with the tales of Uldrich the Proud! A hero, a former noble, a lord! He had everything in his life… But humility was not his strongest bent. He was from the cold north, from a land...

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Stay Professional

900 Graymount Street is a typical, soulless, semi-suburban office building in Bloomington, Illinois. The run-down concrete and cheap windows of the brutalist building complement the fact that the inside of the building also sucks. The HVAC system,...

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A drug called proventus

A stupid story written for fun a stupid story written for fun stephen cried out as he tried to move his arms and legs only to find that thick steel chains dug into his soft white fur and his tender flesh.

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Buried: Prologue

stupid stories, i still don't know how i let those get the best of me. silently cursing at myself as i panicked, spinning and hyperventilating. my body tells me to calm down, but my mind is screaming at me to panic. i just had to-*clang*

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Oh Baby

#1 of short and stupid stories wrote this story in less than twenty minuets for an anonymous requester. you know who you are and i hope you enjoy it.

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So Did You Ever…

"it's a really, and i mean, really stupid story," i said, "you're...well...you're probably not gonna look at me the same way again if i tell you..." kurt snuffled, his whiskers shaking wildly. "don't make it sound that dramatic," he said.

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Morris the mutt 2015

. ================================================== warning: this story is very cringy to read, it tries to be a summary but ends up being a stupid story that's been badly written. you have been warned!!!!

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Chapter 2 - Home and Hearth

That stupid story about how a ferval ancestor of mine raided chicken coops still stuck around, like i have some kind of predisposition to eating chicken!

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A Peaceful Time...

For the guy knowing so much about him, he should have known such a stupid story would never work. no matter... back to more _important_ things... a few packets of sugar dumped right into the husky's mug. two, three, four...?

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A Hungry Muse

You...stupid story. geez, you hurt my brain." even as he laid his fingers on the keyboard again, he knew the words weren't there. blink, blink, blink went the little line on the screen as he tried to force the words.

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The Unintended Curse ch6

If this was some stupid story, you'd probably be seeing everyone on the floor in shock with their legs twitching in the air. (author: sorry, to many anime's) "lilly, it's me, lisa. i've finally grown up."

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Love Is... Chapter 7

That i'll go along, hating every minute of time we spend with them but pretending; smirking along with their stupid stories and nodding politely whenever they punctuate it with one of their delightful 'yanno's'?

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