Artifact 401231.705
Based on The SCP Foundation. ARF 401231.705 Name: Vandeilla Alencar Gender: N/A Date of Acquisition: 2009-04-12 13:01Z Sentience: N/A Weight: ~113g each Height: ~15cm each Volume: 2 litres On 2009-04-08, we received a report...
Sonny gets Mad Scienced
Sonny gets Mad Science'd by Eulalie "Nequ" Quentin 2009 Creative Commons By-SA-NC 3.0 +++++ It's not the valleys in life I dread so much as the dips. -Garfield +++++ The very best predators are cunning. They go after solitary animals,...
Digital Piracy is Evil(not really)
Chicks and dudes Who you think is really kicking tunes? --Gorillaz' "Clint Eastwood" The rain drummed on the car's roof. It was in the parking lot of an apartment building, in the part of town largely occupied by people who wore ugly...
Soapy Eyes
I keep playing your part But it's not my scene Won't this plot not twist? I've had enough mystery. - **Jack Johnson - Sitting, Waiting, Wishing** The water cut out about halfway through her shampooing. "Great," Anisa growled. "Marcie, the pipes...
HoT sPoT (Lovecraftian colors TFTG)
Man, it's a hot one. Like seven inches from the midday sun. And in this heat, a woman lies on her bed. The balcony doors are open to the street, the urban noises outside. The air conditioning of the apartment is broken, and the fan found in a...
Stalled (Cock TF + Lizard + TFTG)
In early 2017, a popular fast-food chain decided to dye their burgers green. This was, of course, a publicity stunt. They had had some success along similar lines in the past, and most popular fast food joints regularly add some kind of specialty item...
Ouroboros, The (WEIRD Latex Herm TFTG)
First off, elevators are poorly designed. I mean, they are _not_ designed for someone with their arms full of books, who has to hit the buttons with her elbow. And this is a college, so I bet that happens all the time. Bottom line, it wasn't _my_...
Bunnie Ears Neighbour
I know when to talk And I know when to touch No one ever died from wanting too much -Garbage's "The World Is Not Enough" When Bert had been a small boy--little Bertie--his parents had rewarded him when he was a good, when he _behaved_, by...
A.D.F.
Ooh this could be messy But you don't seem to mind Ooh don't go telling everybody And overlook this supposed crime -Alanis Morissette - Hands Clean DISCLAIMER: I know that almost every character here should have Geordie accents. But...
ACS-theCInTheCan.txt
All links in this document are denoted with square brackets, [thus]. Location 06.22 Experiment 2009-11-23\_TIN-CAN.mtx Primary researcher: Harry Pearson RESOURCES TS 12612.47 \*\*\*ATTACHMENT\*\*\* Name: [REDACTED] Gender: Female ...
The Lint Bunny
They didn't notice me when I entered the house. Most people don't. Her name is Jill. She's a bit chubbier than she would like, and is a geek, in the quiet, non-"look at me I'm a female geek donate to my Patreon" way. She's currently writing some...
"Bonk, Bonk!" [Clown TF]
You don't have to be afraid to put your dreams in action You never gonna fade you'll be the main attraction - **Make It Shine (Victorious Theme) - Victorious cast** The young man nodded at the attendant as he walked into the store's changing room...