The Pornstar's Son: 01 - Jump in the Fire

We're not hillbillies so incest doesn't exactly appeal to me very much. i don't like the thought of having to do it any more than you would probably like me doing it. but... but there's this whole money issue.

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Power Fur Rangers- Episode 08

"do all the cats act like you where you come from, hillbilly boy?!" "only the cool ones." tom said, smirking. brian pointed and tom followed his direction.

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The Dogs: The Cold of Snow In the Time of Harvest

So, originally, this was nothing more than a framing device for a much, much longer story involving one of the lightfoots' old friends who vanished and ended up uhhh...the bear-satyr husband of a cuntman sow-bear-satyr hillbilly? mpreg ensues, duh...but.

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My Dirty Cousin Eric - Wet and Wild

We don't want to smell like some hillbillies in the house of our lord." cousin eric made a face but concealed it from his parents with a carefully positioned paw on his muzzle. i sure as hell didn't miss it.

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Project: Phoenix (Neon City, Book 3), Chapter Nine

He affected a thick hillbilly accent and said, "'earl? is that you? whee, doggie, i haven't seen you since my wister caught you fuckin' one of our chickens!'" shakira burst out laughing again. "hahahaha! ow! hahahaha! ow!"

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The Long Road Home, Chapter 6

If there's anybody in this hillbilly hell that can help us . . . it's blackjack." he turns and strolls back towards me, his pace quickening with each step.

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Take My Breath Away Part I

Patrick's nearest neighbors were miles away and most of them were hicks with tobacco chewing hillbilly sons who made tom sawyer look like a drag queen on a good night.

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Three In the Morning

_i hear one screw session between deborah and my sister, and now i'm an incestuous hillbilly?_ even as he thought that, though, his breathing picked up again, and calvin shook his head. _i just need sleep, that's all. sleep and to get laid.

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Across the Rift 11

Sean could see that the addition of hillbilly armor was fairly recent but the machine gun mounted on the top of the cab wasn't. "well this is our ride, only problem is we really don't have any fuel.

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Playing with the Possums

Ya look like a no-good fuckin' drunk old hillbilly bastard, who's too lazy and stupid to do anythin' but swill his goddamn booze, while his goddamn daughter does all the fuckin' work 'round here!

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9: "If you ain't got no Sauce, then you're lost. But you can also get lost in the Sauce."

The grasshopper's smile not only reveals her mouth full of salad shamelessly, but also her teeth as something between a hillbilly human smile, but with yellow shards that look like the bottom half of the letter d, instead of the [] shape that human teeth have

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A Little Southern Comfort

hillbilly. the funny thing was no one really ever made a joke of it. hell, we all were down here, in one way or another. and i had just taken it one step further.

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