Bonus Chapter #1: Thanksgiving 2014
Bonus Chapter 1 Thanksgiving 2014 I sat there on the floor of D.K.'s bedroom for almost twenty minutes before finally getting up and leaving. I needed to go find Kimberly and calm her down. As I walked, drying my eyes, I wasn't watching where I...
Amorous Argentine
“my name is bobby," she mocked, clearly trying to capture his voice, “my favorite snacks are fat juicy grasshoppers and simmered scorpions." her snout curled up into a smile.
Self Improvement 2
On his way out the door, the nervous fellow caught the eye of the busking grasshopper, and flipped a few coins into his tip jar. that got him a bow and a big smile in return, as the chitinous individual continued to play his heart out.
Remedy, a story of Aligare (Chapter 7)
grasshoppers trilled beyond the fields. peregrine kept walking until the crowds thinned and disappeared, until the homes all lay behind them and rattling cornstalks filled the land ahead.
To Touch The Sky Chapter 3: A Passing Thought
Haji walked into the store, as he did most every day, Debbie was waiting in her usual checkout isle and there was a new guy working register 2: a shifty-eyed raccoon that looked just like the villain from an old horror movie; Haji had always been...
Ghost Story - Book Two
"i'll have tw- i mean, one grasshopper please." he felt a bit like a doof, considering he'd been about to order one for suzy as well. she noticed, and giggled. "good choice.
"BLEU" Part One
The habit of catching bugs followed me even into school, with many cases of grasshoppers flying loose in my classroom and freaking out my classmates. i was one heck of... naughty.
Companionship
“i’m not sure i…” “grasshopper?” still no recognition. “i’m taking it from the old tv series of _kung fu._ master po referred to his young initiate by the term ‘grasshopper.’ these days, the equivalent would be calling someone ‘padawan,’ i think.”
CountDown to Xtinction
A cat played in the grass pouncing grasshoppers. the cat about to pounce one jumped suddenly as big ben chime. the cat then went back to pouncing grasshoppers, but then a bright light shown in the sky and a meteor crashed into the park.
Unplanned Adventures Part 2 - Unintended Grace
"what happened to grasshopper?" "you make too much noise to be a grasshopper. watch it or i'll call you locust. you eat enough." mike laughed, "i'm a teenager!" victor put the second suitcase next to the first. "a likely story."
Westwood Part1
"ah, young grasshopper. you have learned the way of a true extortionist." sarah said as she stripped her t shirt off in one quick movement as her busty breasts fell onto her chest. jessica smiled as she stared at sarah's chest.
Beyond the Parameters
Crouching in a field reveals grasshoppers and ants milling about, strawberries picked have a bright sweet acidity, and whiskey burns with a lucid heat and renders your world spinning and your judgment muddled with a fascinating accuracy.