Accidental Valentines
The familiar, gentle _ping_ in my head woke me early. Awareness days. They come with a little mental radar display that tells you what's around you. This one told me: white is bad, red is good. You're white. I groaned and rolled over in bed. I...
Road Trip
I always love a road trip. Driving across the endless empty miles of western America, the radio going at full blast, good friends stuffing you with endless snacks--what's not to enjoy? This trip was just me and my mates off to visit family. My roo...
Insatiable Drives
There were probably people better qualified to hunt down Cardo. I mean, he was a _mad scientist_, a wolf who'd been wreaking corruption in people's minds from world to world, and I was just a small-time detective, a red panda-tanuki hybrid travelling...
My Charlie
I lay in bed, surrounded by plushies, reaching blindly for the one I knew I wanted: my favorite. The one that was specially equipped to get me off. The poor bunny's tail was encrusted with many months' worth of cum--just the way I liked it--but the...
Counterparts
The way some of us are built just begs society to beat up on us--or at least, makes us feel like it could happen. If you've ever had to do any public speaking, you might have an idea what I mean: it's hard to be so visible without fear. Now. Imagine...
Roughing It
I had been looking forward to vacationing at the coach's place in the woods for a while now. Sometimes you just need a break from the day-to-day grind, and this was one of those times--after a few hard months at work with no real time off, a long...
Winning the Lottery
It wasn't the first time the postman had woken me up well before the sunrise to tell me I'd won the lottery, and I'm sure it won't be the last. I was not entirely ready, I think, to undergo my stint in the Transmogrifier, but they always put you back...
Delivering the Eggs
So, I may be in the egg business, and I may be a rabbit, but please, _please_ don't call me an Easter bunny. Just--first off, there's more to me than just a holiday. And anyone over the age of five who calls me a 'bunny' is just _asking_ for a kick in...
Orc Buffet
I was sick of the kitchens. I'd started working here years ago and still had never managed to make it past the level of dishwasher--the buffet manager had told me I had potential for advancement, but the head cook conspired to keep me away from...
Kibben's Musk Farm
Kibben walked past the rows of stalls, trying to find the scent he needed. The musk farm by its nature was a rather fragrant place, but the beaver's nose was keener than most and he could always pick out the smell he was looking for. The farm was well...
Meeting of the Minds
A quiet evening in, listening to the rain and far-off thunder as I sat on my couch, eyes closed to bar any distraction as I practiced my telepathy. The diviners had told me my powers lay elsewhere; something to do with mathematics utterly outside of...
Franks
I sat by my otter on the sparsely-populated bleachers, waiting for the game to start. Mattock's softball league was just starting the season and even though I was far too sedentary to join him--and Darkwater wouldn't be able to make most of the...