Aurora Borealis - Beneath Northern Lights

This ominous craving inside of him, this shapeless desire that urged him to the north pole... at first he had suspected harlequin, thought it to be one of her bad jokes, but that was not the truth he was feeling.

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Bound By Blood.txt

She was well aware of his emotions, and she never hesitated to exploit them through small teases, flirty smiles, and the occasional empathetic giggle at a bad joke.

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Coyote Fools Day

Okay, bad jokes and not so witty banter ensue, but there's gotta be at least one good joke in there somewhere, right? look it's been a long time since i wrote one of these things, but i didn't have anything else to do, so here you go.

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The Date

My first thought was that it was a bad joke. but, no. he was being honest. he rarely lied. even when he does, it's hard to hide it from someone who has spent so much time in him. "what?" i eventually sputtered. "knock me out.

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Crouching Toriel, Hidden Cougar: Chapter Nine

"i believe that i have loved you since i heard your first bad joke. i am overjoyed that we found each other, sans." "gosh, tori, me too." he closed his eye-sockets, relaxing in toriel's arms.

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I Applied for a Delivery Job and Got Turned Into a Flying Reindeer?! Chapter Twenty Five

"if you weren't here, who would keep us all laughing at his bad jokes?" "you...don't laugh at bad jokes." justin felt another pair of arms wrap around them both. "who would have saved justin when he first fell through the portal?" willow asked.

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My surprise subby uncle

You had just asked your uncle to suck your dick as a bad joke, but the big reptile had actually gone and done it? and to be fair he had given you one hell of a blowjob on top of it.

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My way, Part One, Chapter Two - Shattered

"you don't have to hide behind bad jokes when things are hard. just think of tonight like a holiday from your life and we can deal with tomorrow when tomorrow comes." michael whispered. despite his stiff exterior, michael was actually a good guy.

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Pitch Episode 28: Black and White

We were both able to laugh at the bad joke. the best part about having a doppelganger was having someone else who understood my sense of humor. he got out of his clothes, and part of me felt awkward watching another me strip.

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Of Men and Dragons: Chapter 17

She quirked her brow and looked at him like he just made a very bad joke. "cyr, my parents have been gone since i joined the order." she chuckled, shaking her head. "i haven´t heard of them in a while." "oh, right."

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chapter 8: A Greater Sense of Things

He was like a black humor character who had a sense of humor in a morbid and unusual sense, but become very serious when making a very bad joke, even how morbid it was. "but you know i can't do that!"

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Sales Training: Day 2

He answered questions, explained things clearly, and managed to put the trainees at ease with his bad jokes and goofy grin. i always take the 10 trainees out to dinner on the night of the first day, as part of the expenses of sales training.

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