Vanilla Sex

We traded bad jokes about my asshole until it was time for that shower, and then i was off in the street again, going to catch a bus home. home...

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Primal Passions: Issue # 1- Beauty and the Beast

Erica ignored his bad joke. she glanced at their impassive faces. only monique looked hopeful. her eyes came to rest upon primal. although his eyes were closed as if he were snoozing, his ears were pricked expectantly. "no thanks. i'm not a big drinker.

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The Truth of Slaying Dragons

His friends rolled their eyes at what they perceived to be a bad joke; but as jordon and lais' eyes met they understood perfectly.

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Good Morning

The husky's disapproval of the otter's bad jokes was suddenly cut off by an invading cock. "don't talk with your mouth full, hun" he said, grinning. the otter gently grasped his boyfriend's ears to guide his slow thrusts.

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Succession

This story was born out of a bad joke but we both ran with it and here you go, a random one-off of incest, tigers, magic, and...well, you'll see!

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Solholm's Incident - Prologue

However, even if master had some plan or purpose, he left the human there and couldn't even give him clothes or something of the sort, probably some kind of bad joke against alexander's sensible nose, as the wolf had to smell the human's sweat covered body

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A Dog's Night + Story [WARNING! TF/TG]

I hope this is not a bad joke. the man replied. -thank you! thank you! i'll be right there! thank you very much sir! exclaimed sylvia reassured. sylvia hung up the phone and retreated sharply. sam was right behind her.

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Everyone Does It: The Fun in Funeral

Taylor rolled his eyes at his love's bad jokes, "kelly, this is vladimir." she blinked, "oh, vlad?" he nodded, "the one and only, when i kept hearing from my tay about this cute little squirrely girl, i just had to see for myself.

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Nick Gets Nicked

"a bad joke on my part. please, continue." not entirely reassured, nick went back to pleasuring the massive organ in his hand. as his tongue moved around the cockhead, he tried to take it into his mouth.

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Just A Little Thirsty

Now throbbing dick and sweaty balls would not hold out for long, so i quickly continued, "you did very well for you first time, better then some grown-ups i know" she blushed at this, "but now comes the hard part," i suppressed a snicker from my bad joke

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A Warm Fire

"was it that bad?" joked roland and looked at his dragoness smiling. this snorted him strong in the face and began to sit up. roland stood shaking his head to his feet when he heard an ominous crack in the ice.

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Wolf In Sheeps Clothing

Petrov laughed weakly at his bad joke, before he pondered and knelt, placing one hand on the ewe's back the other he flicked away the worst of the large, using what remained to lightly coat his penis with, before he nodded in satisfaction.

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