The 17 Percent Solution

I thought they would give you happy hour all the time! i mean, they make what, a thousand gallons of 1699 every day?" "more like 10,000." tobias' heart fluttered. "wow..." perhaps that fireball would be a bit bigger than he imagined.

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Blossoming Ranks

I'd made contact at laboratory get-togethers and happy hours, and they'd eventually shown their faces at an outing or two, and they were... a relief.

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The Legend of Spyro: Path of Delusions Book III Chapter 5

It's a pity you will have to see the truth the hard way" the mole waved his hand dismissively and began to retreat towards the bluish curtain " go and enjoy your happy hours with your so called best friend, in time you will learn.

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Inside Area 51

I replied turning to inspect my horde of gayboys "ok troops, happy hour is over get back into your clothing stuff...

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The Sandbox Glitch

After a couple of days of chatting and talking to the kind bartender, recently hired by his work to provide the employees with beverages during the office's happy hour, dingy finally managed to arrange to go out on a date with the equally young bartender.

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Spotty Preferences

If you've spent an entire (happy) hour or so reading my 2 works, surely taking another 10 minutes to share your comments with me wouldn't kill ya. okay, i'm sure most of you read much faster than that, but please, i'd love to hear from you anyway!

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Temple of Tikal pt 2 (Censored version)

A few hours later, when the happy hour had already ended, the bar had emptied of customers and left only volcan and ordagova within. now seemed as good of a time as any for them to head out, so volcan put away his guitar and ordagova started closing.

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Showdown at House of Blue Leaves

The bar was up to the left where a couple of shady men we're celebrating their 50th happy hour of the day.

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Willing Squirrel Snack

happy hour? midnight snack?" he emphasised the next couple of words with a series of progressively more savory licks between each repetition, "squirrel, squirrel, squirrel, squirrel...squirrel."

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Horfie, the Selective Service Elf

Ordinarily we'd peruse local businesses, but somebody parked a car there, and it took all happy hour to determine it was rigged to explode._ _so as i was saying, we got kidnapped, almost emasculated, nearly decollated, but when they got to me, their webcam

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