My Gym Partner's Bro, Cum-Laude (Part 1)
"i dunno what you guys think i'm doin' here, but i'm not about to ruin the night for some pissing contest..." he looked to jerr in particular. "it wouldn't have that feel if you didn't step to me. don't bite the bulldog and he won't bite back."
Soaktober 2023 (Kinktober Watersports Edition) Week 4
“you’re the one who started the pissing contest. come on, now you’re getting a bath.” “no! one more round!”
Influencing Others
"home of the roughest, toughest, greatest pissing contest cats ever to grace the world of football every single year?" roscoe paused, then pointed. "have you heard of them?"
A King's Legacy Ch.37 & 38
“yeah, well, i suppose that’s what i get for jumping right into a pissing contest with a deity. i remembered you having a better sense of humor, you know?” the deity answered with his own tired words.
Ties That Bind, Chapter VII: The Penalty
"if this is you guys trying to have some sort of stare-down pissing contest with me, i can promise you that you'll lose," i snapped, my patience wearing thin quickly. you don't fuck with me after eleven o'clock at night. ten, really.
November/December Flash Fictions
"you are not challenging me to a who is bigger pissing contest while i'm wearing this," he threatened. mitch grinned. "i know i'm not. because it isn't a competition. now come on. you did bring a gift right?"
Boardwalk Brawl
Ogre bear and slobberknocker have been doing their own combination dance and pissing contest for years and while this fight will not settle the score it will add fuel to the fire.
Overcoming Resistance Ch.2
Find a more creative outlet for your pissing contest."
I Choose...
“_i will not be subject of a pissing contest between you, thank you very much. for what it's worth, you both were satisfactory. in different ways. clear?"_ “_this is going to be… difficult to get used to,"_ ezekromos' mind-voice complained.
A shameful secret 3
Dunlup smirked, knowing the young mare was telling them about the time he'd tricked and gelding two drunk herd stallion's who were having a pissing contest about cock size.
Surpassing Further
“you little guys have fun with your pissing contest." mark waived them off with just is fingers, his arms occupied. “i'm going show these amateurs what a real party beast can do!"
Lykos - Lone Wolf pt. 11
"we're not friends and i'm not in the mood for another pissing contest, especially in public," berke growled lowly so that they wouldn't be overheard by the other patrons.