Kissing The Serval
It comes on and infomercial is on. "good it was only a dream." i slide out the bed but there is a gross sloshing sound as i move. i look back at the bed and there is a pool of green slime on the bed, outlining where i was sleeping.
Playing Dog
Some other electrical appliances one does not buy at the pet store, nor does one see as the subject of infomercials.
Porn-dora's Box
He flipped through the channels, skipping the infomercials, and ignoring the news. he came across and watched an action war film called feline frontlines for the rest of the night, eventually falling asleep during it.
Excuses
He didn't know how long he'd been sitting there, though judging by how the television was starting to show infomercials, it had to have been a few hours.
Unknown Species
After a few seconds in search of the pesky black control he flipped it on, and switching it from an infomercial channel to a more local news one; the time on the corner of the screen read 6:18 a.m.
Iron Dragon Chapters 149-150
"well cooking shows are more interesting than infomercials or bad late night programming." nodrog said. roslyn took a small bite, since she was unsure of what to expect for seasoning on the eggs.
Sins of the Father
He didn't remember anything of the past day, really, except starting to drink while watching infomercials around noontime. anything after was a blur.
Rubber and Pigskin (Pt. 3)
News, nothing but bad; weather, boring; infomercials, stuff doesn't work; cartoons, stupid nowadays unlike the old ones in the 90's.
Commission - Next Stop, The Moon!
In a moment her vision went white, her body levitating as the words of her pact beamed into her head, read at the speed of a late night infomercial listing off the myriad side effects.
Full Service Truck Stop
A couch in the right side of the open room was occupied by a tall-eared fellow of indistinguishable species, the pixelated glow of a late night infomercial illuminating the area.
Furries University chapter 24: Avarice
He sat on the couch the tv on, but nothing more than infomercials playing, kitsune was only half awake, he felt uneasy about something and didn't like the feeling. suddenly he heard a knock at the door and quickly got to his feet looking at the door.
First Sight: Monday
I looked at the television, some kind of infomercial for a new mop. that's probably what woke me up. i thought about going to the company that's selling this mop and beat the shit out of them. i grabbed the remote off the night stand and turned it off.