A Night of Feeding
So I've always wanted to get fat. Trouble is, it's a little harder than most people think. Sure, you might think "oh, I blow up huge if I don't stick to my diet" but that's just the first fifteen pounds that terrifies you into hitting the gym...
The Gamble
As far as my boy was concerned, this was just a father-son camping trip to celebrate his eighteenth birthday. That in itself felt like a big accomplishment to me--a teenage icebear, with an actual social life of his own, agreeing to spend his...
Pushing Your Limits
I sat in the parking lot outside the bar, trying to work up the courage to get out of my car and go inside. This shouldn't have been difficult. I'm a grown boar. And it's not like I'm afraid _of_ anything. But sometimes taking the first step is hard...
Pann's Feeders: Howie
"I still can't get used to it," I say, trying to cover my full mouth as I speak. My mouth always seems to be full when you're home. With a smile, you take hold of my paw and move it back under your legs, so you can see my muzzle from your seat...
The Practice of Law
I knew Rockwell worked in a law firm the next town over. I should have known I'd be seriously outclassed if I tried to confront him, but I also knew that my skunk was being given more than he could handle from the rat's unhealthy interest in him, so of...
The Rat's Secrets
I am Mel Tzourick and I am Mister Rockwell's personal servant. People ask me sometimes what it's like to work for Mister Rockwell. Well, at his home, I prepare his meals, take charge of housekeeping, and make sure his sexual needs are gratified. At...
A Stray Snowball
I tell ya, you never know what a new day's gonna bring ya, not even if yer life's the same day in and day out. The world just finds a way to throw new stuff at ya. My favorite day like that happened not too long ago. I'm not too long out of school...
Accidental Valentines
The familiar, gentle _ping_ in my head woke me early. Awareness days. They come with a little mental radar display that tells you what's around you. This one told me: white is bad, red is good. You're white. I groaned and rolled over in bed. I...
The Gamertube
"Angus, _what_ is _that?"_ Thormund had caught me more or less literally with my pants down, my new toy fully applied to my crotch. "It's a gamertube, man. Portable toilet for those long sessions, you know? Less humiliating than a _diaper,"_ I said...
Hog Anus
"You there, with the anus!" I froze in place. _How did they know?_ I was fully dressed! It should have been hidden! I tried not to turn around, tried not to react. Maybe they meant someone else. Anuses are like opinions after all--everyone _has_ one....
The Scent of Pork
Sometimes you want to go out and eat someone. Other times it just happens. I was only trying to get some studying done. The dormmates were having another of their rowdy parties, so I decided to duck out and hit the library instead. I'd never spent...
Meeting of the Minds
A quiet evening in, listening to the rain and far-off thunder as I sat on my couch, eyes closed to bar any distraction as I practiced my telepathy. The diviners had told me my powers lay elsewhere; something to do with mathematics utterly outside of...