A Chance at Christmas
"derp," the other purple otter accused which got him a distracting assault on the ears courtesy of his brother. "behave you, its already set to on... i dunno why it isn't bubbling, did we over-use it?"
A Fish out of Water - Chapter 3
"whatever ya' say, sheep-derp. now, are we gonna' go fish, or what? we didn't just go through all t'at just to lie on a patch o' grass, now; it's just up the path from the bridge. you go on ahead; i need t'...\*pant\*, catch me' breath."
Azure Phoenix, Chapter One
derp! :p edit edit: fixed the text issue. "azure phoenix, you are cleared to dock at bay 94. follow the guide path for manual approach. welcome back."
The Musician's Writer [Chapter 3]
"durr," the tiger derped and looked past the otter at the bottles. "i don't know! i really never had 'a drink'. just give me a coke, or a pepsi, never was into drink anyhow." the otter nodded and turned, as did traska.
Cuckold Colt
Hope you like it, derp, and happy birthday! cake awaits! --- madoc (c) razak amethyst and story (c) amethyst mare (arian mabe) **cuckold colt** _written by arian mabe (amethyst mare) for razak_ _happy birthday!_ "where are you taking me?"
Obamon Meal 10
It was hard to tell if dillon was alright, but he was occasionally able to let out a guffaw or a derp noise showing he was at least alive. for the spectators, it was either hard to watch or insanely entertaining.
Story: Operation: Creamsicle- Good Ending
"oh, but there is a way you sexy derp." rift winked at his mate as a massive grin formed. "with stealth, your specialty." "exactly, my specialty." sithris stared at his mate in confusion.
The Testing Chamber
1 herpa derpa derp!!!11!1"._ _ this was pretty much nothing more than a writing experiment for me: i'm trying something new for the sake of trying something new. and to prove that i can write more than sexy times between dragons and humans.
Silver's Stories- School Days Remake
It involved a lot of laughing and derping, lots food and drink consumed. i caught sera glancing at me a few times, smiling when she would see me holding max's hand or something cute like that, she seemed to know just what happened.
Eating Lightning's Dust
"chill, derps. i got this," said rainbow. then, to lightning: "you brats stole our cheer!" "that first-place trophy belongs to us!" said flitter. "that's right!" added cloudchaser.
Story: A Taste Of What He Wants
"you're learning, my derp." sithris giggled and pecked his mate's lips. "i will still be yours after this, and forever after that. right now however, one particular golden friend of mine is lucky i enjoy getting as much as giving."
To Hell and Back
derped' to looking completely normal. it was as if alcohol had the exact opposite affect on her as on other ponies. she glanced around before smiling, "wow, when did everything get so clear?"