Happy Valentine's
Asami grabbed a piled of dung and put it on her mouth. it tasted like chocolate and anchovies, which she liked a lot. she then jumped out of the way and began howling, shit and insects flying all over republican city with her airbender howl.
Aramis And The Snow Prince - Chapter Five / Part One
"save a piece of that walking sac of dung. i'll show what a knight of the realm is made of." hearty laughter met with his reply. "come on brother, let's dispatch this abomination with due haste.
Doodle Story: Cure for a Hangover
At the very least, he could've scrubbed out (frankie was praying it wasn't real and was only imagining seeing it) the dried-up dung still left inside.
Doodle Story: Abra Scat-tastrophe
The pokémon sighed again and dropped two balls of dung this time before raising his tail high and letting out more foul air, which strangely smelled like the mustard and pepperoni sandwich.
Ander - Chapter 4, Subchapter 41
There were some woods to the north and west, some fields to the east, some fenced off areas dotted here and there, the big building that smelled of animal dung, and the house to the south.
A Knight's Tail (One-Shot)
I am Conrad of House Fareux, the oldest son of the the oldest noble house of Akalicia. I was the best in my class - in my own opinion, even if the training master didn't agree - and I have graduated as squire to Sir Galivard, one of the finest Knights...
Sexual Melting Part 1
"it was fun when we saw the rodeo but after we left, the place started to smell of cattle dung, the smell was like someone died." said fievel as he mentally gagged from the smell of horse and cow shit. "at least you had fun.
Chapter 2) Horse Riding
I wasn't used to the acrid taste of dung, but i knew over time i would become used to it. i ate every last speck, i even licked the tiles clean. after the meal i sucked away at the mare's teats, drinking the milk contained within.
Michael and Eric - Chapter 2
As eric drifts off to sleep, his rear begins it's cacophony, blowing dung over what little of michael's fur remained clean.
The Lusty Argonian Maid 2:3
The man was a pathetic piece of horker dung.~ the voice resonated through the emptiness of lifts-her-tail's mind. ~and even if he was nice and what not, i still would have done it.~ ~why?
Jem's Bad Week (Part 5)
"alright, you worthless dung-lickers! rise and shine!" the sergeant's voice cut through everyone's sleep, sending her teammates scrambling out of bed. "i thought we'd start out the day with a run around the base before reveille!
Special Delivery
Looking for dead spots in the grass, piles of dung, any other clue of a pet that could come rushing at him from the back yard.