The Gamble
As far as my boy was concerned, this was just a father-son camping trip to celebrate his eighteenth birthday. That in itself felt like a big accomplishment to me--a teenage icebear, with an actual social life of his own, agreeing to spend his...
Pushing Your Limits
I sat in the parking lot outside the bar, trying to work up the courage to get out of my car and go inside. This shouldn't have been difficult. I'm a grown boar. And it's not like I'm afraid _of_ anything. But sometimes taking the first step is hard...
Pann's Feeders: Howie
"I still can't get used to it," I say, trying to cover my full mouth as I speak. My mouth always seems to be full when you're home. With a smile, you take hold of my paw and move it back under your legs, so you can see my muzzle from your seat...
The Practice of Law
I knew Rockwell worked in a law firm the next town over. I should have known I'd be seriously outclassed if I tried to confront him, but I also knew that my skunk was being given more than he could handle from the rat's unhealthy interest in him, so of...
The Rat's Secrets
I am Mel Tzourick and I am Mister Rockwell's personal servant. People ask me sometimes what it's like to work for Mister Rockwell. Well, at his home, I prepare his meals, take charge of housekeeping, and make sure his sexual needs are gratified. At...
A Stray Snowball
I tell ya, you never know what a new day's gonna bring ya, not even if yer life's the same day in and day out. The world just finds a way to throw new stuff at ya. My favorite day like that happened not too long ago. I'm not too long out of school...
Accidental Valentines
The familiar, gentle _ping_ in my head woke me early. Awareness days. They come with a little mental radar display that tells you what's around you. This one told me: white is bad, red is good. You're white. I groaned and rolled over in bed. I...
The Gamertube
"Angus, _what_ is _that?"_ Thormund had caught me more or less literally with my pants down, my new toy fully applied to my crotch. "It's a gamertube, man. Portable toilet for those long sessions, you know? Less humiliating than a _diaper,"_ I said...
Hog Anus
"You there, with the anus!" I froze in place. _How did they know?_ I was fully dressed! It should have been hidden! I tried not to turn around, tried not to react. Maybe they meant someone else. Anuses are like opinions after all--everyone _has_ one....
The Scent of Pork
Sometimes you want to go out and eat someone. Other times it just happens. I was only trying to get some studying done. The dormmates were having another of their rowdy parties, so I decided to duck out and hit the library instead. I'd never spent...
Meeting of the Minds
A quiet evening in, listening to the rain and far-off thunder as I sat on my couch, eyes closed to bar any distraction as I practiced my telepathy. The diviners had told me my powers lay elsewhere; something to do with mathematics utterly outside of...
The Diapercock
I'd barely come home from work before my bear was trying to foist the new diapers on me. "Strip. Pad. Now." I ignored the orders, put down my briefcase and gave him a kiss. "I love you too," I said. "Shall we head to the bedroom then?" "Only if you...