#12: NITRO interviews BANJO and KAZOOIE
We learn that fortune cookies result in strange sayings, silver can't spell or finish schoolyard rhymes, grunty can't stop rhyming, and that pop culture references can't be ignored. also, will kazooie ever shut up? silver: happy new year, everyfur!
For Leonikuz
Forgive me dear, this is the only way i know i want to be the catalyst to your enzyme i'll be with you in hot and cold, in high and low rhymes become stems, words bloom and rise before your eyes my gift to you, in words i give to you a bouquet
Return to Oz: Chapter 2
**return to oz: chapter 2** **for friskecrisps** **by draconicon** _does this guy ever stop talking in rhyme?_ theo shook his head as he untangled another weird set of rhymes from the nome he was locked up with.
That Time Before Winter
I also tend to pay homage to famous works, like writing a sequel/prequel to a common nursery rhyme and the like. anyhoo, i've rambled enough.
greek mythos
The rubied crowned golden adonis of the skies of Athor streched his wings to the breaths of distant shores keeping watchful of the moonless night lulling to the music from the hall the chosen of Ashyer with the gifts of the seers sheltered...
The Spoils of War
"What's this I hear about a prisoner?" asked the dark blue wyvern. "A real treat!" replied another dragon. "What do you mean?" "I mean come and we'll show you!" So that was that. It wasn't long until the two were walking out of the tent and...
Once Upon a Friday Fare
The day arrived and I was hype, twas the evening of our date. While I'm a pug and as such small, she's a pig whose size is great. Her short brown hair was cutely gelled, I think it's a pixie cut. She wore a simple yet trendy dress stretched a...
A Child's Folly
Marching men in rows Meet inglorious ends As a boy carelessly sends them all to heated bowls. A mishap with fire as he melts them down, to fill molds hand-grown. Mother comes in, face most dire: "Well that's what ya get for settin' yerself...
Isle Dreamscape
Forever out of reach, White sands covered in green. Strangely enough on these seas, Tropical though they be to these eyes of mine, Every single one holds nothing but pine. So I marvel at impossible trees, And waters that hold a perfect sheen,...
I Dream of the Deep
Water flows o'er the winding stair, though lo and behold 'tis not but air. The walls speak falsely of their type, the glass ripples and jumps to the wind's pipe. Endless towers bright and bold, What stories do you tell beneath the waves,...
A Pack of Her Own
What is a limerick? Hickory Dickory Doc is a limerick. Remember, limericks are supposed to be dirty... (Additional Update on Feb 21st) There once was a girl in a home Whose father would froth and foam But out in the...
Castle in the Sky
Crumbling stones, rustic walls, A floating city that never falls. Oh, serve thy lord that lives within, Live no moment of chagrin. Light that guides us to that course, Thy king's actions know no remorse. Knowing all, learning a passion, Eyes...