Tail's 12 Days of Shitsmas
His bowels were blending international flavors in a unique and unforgettable culinary assortment of poopy turd-sausages.
Third Steamy Day at Hortonville High (Entry #3 for Bad Fanfiction Writing Contest)
Grunting, fox excreted a turd into amy rose's vaginal canal "ooh, you are good at this" said amy rose fox's feces filled amy rose's vajayjay hole to the brim "oh yes fox yes'' "and now" said fox, "the real fun begins."
Messy Missi
Missi licked the surface of the sticky brown turd, coating her tounge in chunky brown lumps. she mixed the feces around her mouth a little and swallowed. the taste was so nice- it tasted nutty, and kinda like earwax. "oh fuck yeah!"
Cyanide of Riddance chapter 6.
Oh well, i'll be darned, cock-gobbling, urine-soaked, mule-eating turd pastry!" "woo-ho! this is fun!!" "guys, we're not cancelled," red said. "this is boydane we're dealing with, remember? the worst mystery solver of all time.
Lending A Paw - Part 2
"not until you say you're a turd." "okay, i'm a turd!" conceded andy. he felt his uncle let him go and rolled over on his back, staring up at the older skunk, his expression that of fear. "oh, what's wrong, andy?"
Monday morning messyness
He clenched his rear when he noticed that his turd had formed a nice tip to the pile, cutting off the flow onto the plate forcibly.
The Alley
The bear's thick meat only managed to lodge the turd down her throat for seconds before she urgently pushed him aside, a pool of vomit dropping from her mouth to the ground.
Chapter 1: A new Initiate
He inserted his fingers deeper, ready to greet the turds that were on their way out. he looked at her face and smiled. she was panting, eyes rolled back, tongue hanging out of her mouth.
Happy Easter
Cried frolla, but a lump chocolate turd got into his mouth and was actually very delicious. and so the day was saved, except for the zombie ghost baloons which raped and killed lots of children. amen.
A Perfect Experiment
He pushed out hard, steamy shit, turd after turd, as thick as his powerful arms, and didn't worry if the lion was back there eating or not. the lion jumped into it happily, maw open wide for his incredible dessert.
Kioga: Husband, Wife, and Child in Baby-Lawn
He swore he could feel one of his turds floating in his expanded sewer pipe and bumping against the sides.
The Echo Fanfic
Then they squirted them and licked the liquid chocolate turd with much pleasure. it was full of holy water so their flesh was burned to a crisp.