760 Siberian Swap
How an average woman, from a western culture that never practiced anything of that sort, should learn or be able to apply such a move is something he never discovered; he imagines it as having been passed down haphazard, in no direct line, inadvertently rediscovered
Teenage Antics-- Sultry Sleepover
The thick spurts haphazardly splashed in my mouth and on my muzzled. i swallowed and savored the salty notes it left on my tongue. his dick dripped as he whined sharply. i blue-balled my poor foxy.
The Last House on the Block
Some with intricacies like nothing else, others, haphazard nets woven only to catch. in the kitchen, the shelves hang at odd angles, tired from years of loyal, if unseen, service. no food remains, it was all eaten or decayed to nothing long ago.
Chapter 2: Joseph
The mostly bald head haphazardly covered with a poor attempt at a comb over. a smell that reeked of... what was that smell. it permeated the air around the fat man so strongly. so familiar. yet joseph couldn't quite place it. "constable?"
Kiwi-Flavored Zombie Piss
The scrawny twink raccoon, wearing nothing but ankle waders and a paper hat with the word 'hat' scrawled across it in bold black letters, went to beat on his incongruous, haphazardly-built instrument. he promptly burst into flames.
Rising Anew -Chapter 16 The Glory of War-
It was all a haphazard mess to the untrained observer. "papaw, why do they act like monkeys fighting over a bananna?" narina querried to the elder. "it doesnt even look like they know how to fight."
Bleiz Gets a Call - Short Story
With renewed vigour, bleiz rushed to the shower, peeling off his armour and clothing, placing them into a haphazardous pile next to his bed. "that'll have to be just another thing on the list of tomorrow's problems, i guess..."
The Enamoured Tails
I growled, desperately scrambling to pick my things up and stuff them haphazardly back into the box. but before i could pick up the last magazine, a spotted hand swept in and picked it up for me. oh, crackers.
Tales From the Synth - Series One - Chapter One
Sensors fired haphazardly, sending conflicting electronic signals to the synths mind. "uh...master?" squeaky spoke quietly, then twisted his head around to look at his equine owner.
Under the Weather - Thursday Prompt Story [#15, 13/4/23]
Because as much as the beings on this planet move around and work with no set purpose, so too does nature, bringing hail, sunshine, snow, and of course, rain and thunder haphazardly across the world.
An Acquired Taste
Although what is heard is not the small whirring of a s.t.a.f.f bot, wandering in here haphazardly and staring for a few seconds before leaving. it had large, robotic footfalls. then you heard it say something: "ugh! i'm hungry!"
[com] Tobias' Tiger Toy
Called out the bustling horned tiger while haphazardly waving an arm above his head, still holding the empty can he had finished minutes ago now.