Gym Time for Yordles [PTRN]
Some asshat was fucking with me while i was trying to get here, and it took me way the hell too long to get him to stop." he chuckled under his breath. "hope he likes that broken kneecap." "oh, there you are. took you long enough."
The Victoria Chronicles - 19, That Run-Down Feeling
_**** _"_** vix slowly got up to her knees and shook her fur out, her ears were laid flat against her head in anger and her tail thrashed about angrily, before she said menacingly, "where are those asshats!
Water Closet Trolling
"asshat!" ellis and abrams' laughter filled the bathroom.
My Gym Partner's Bro Tends The Privates (Part 2)
"i think you've 'helped' him enough, asshat." windsor's writhing subsided, though no quicker than molasses in february. his boots' motion ceased, but voice held onto its chirp of pain. "what he said. verily."
Transformations (A1, B1, C16)
That asshat shot me in my leg, hoping i'd bleed out for his amusement. that's not what happened. i've taken _two_ bullets today. guess what? two bullets didn't kill me. i refuse to roll over and die, you know what i mean?"
The Long, Cold Dark, Chapter II: Everybody Wants to Rule the World
"i certainly don't mind letting you show me a good time," "that's what your hand is for, asshat," i retorted. i shut the front door before the jackal-god had a chance to shrink me to the size of a domino again.
Hustles All The Way Down
Gah, if only i could figure out what asshat built his business on selling porn to cops!" people kept asking nick why he did the things he did. money? infamy?
The Tale of Sydran Part 2 (Anonymously Commissioned)
"listen, asshat," sydran said, "you can either tell me now, or i can bring you over to the inquisition and have them get the answer out of you. now, i don't much like torturing, but they... well, let's just say they may very well get off to it.
Twokinds Smut: Clovis' Inferno, Chapter 2. Descent
Even though i can't say i like your business practices, and find you to be an incurable asshat most of the time..." she looked at the prince's ruffled, sweaty and lightly trembling body. "i... i actually want to help you, as a person."
Mage ch 4
And then there's that asshat, who i refuse to acknowledge!" he grit his teeth, growling once more before stopping himself and taking a deep breath to calm his nerves. "it seems the two of you will have a rough day ahead."
Meet the Roberts's Sons Pt. 2
Rex was taking it surprisingly well considering that eddie had blatantly disregarded everything that his older brother had warned him about, but eddie still felt like an asshat for doing it.
El Dorado (Book7, Chapter12)
"i came to terms with my parents' hair-brained idea to go after that asshat piece of shit, aris falcon. don't tell dawn i cussed." "she cusses too, conner." "i'm fifteen. mom flips shit when i cuss around women. she raised me better than that.