Perfect Pete vs the Imperfect Dragoons (Side chapter)

This asshat was using all elements at heights far behind even eurasia and ruru's capability, who were masters of their element in their own rite.

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Cracks in the Stone

“if that's how you see me, if that's how you see our friends, then you're just a shallow asshat and a control freak. you don't deserve to be one of us," barneby said calmly. he turned his back to flash.

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Red Moon Falls (Pilot Episode)

He then stands there, seeming to think for a moment before pulling out a can of spray paint, walking up to the statue, he starts to spraying the words asshat along the side of the horse, as well as a hand giving the middle finger onto the plaque in front of

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I'm Stuck in a House With a Harem Ch 1-10

"asshat." flynn said, pushing zac into a snowbank. zac fell into it with a thud, the snow collapsing in on him. flynn pointed and laughed while zac dug himself out.

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The Tale of Sydran (Anonymous Commission)

Right then, he couldn't see how things could get any worse; he'd been snatched away from his homeworld when some mad scientist asshat had chucked him through a portal.

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MJ's Bad Day

1 of you asshats is doing this and i want to know who so i can find you and chop you up to pieces myself! see how hot it is when your the one found with yoru head inside your own ass!

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To reach the top 3: Old new enemies

To think that if my trainer was just a few minutes late, that asshat could have picked me as his starter instead of his machop.

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Unexpected Results - Chapter 1

"the most i could ask for is spending my friday night at a strip club with a bunch of drunken, horny asshats." she gave him a look, before smiling slightly, "present company excluded."

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Stream Lining

Didn't those asshats realize that his hole got hungry too? he had needs! as much as it enjoyed it, he'd probably be a happier fox if he wasn't constantly being begged to stuff his thick, veined, perpetually-hungry foxdick into countless butts and vagoos.

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White Crush - Part 2

You showed me every time you ignored one of those asshats calling you names." she pulled his hand more firmly until he turned around to face her. "i'm the one who's weak, liam. all i can think about is my doubts.

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Gilded Cage: Chapter 17

“and this asshat provoked me!” leon said. she clacked her beak, pressing their maws shut with her wings. “both of you are acting like idiots, ranting like children, you’re supposed to be friends!” “we’re coworkers at best.”

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A Bet is a Bet, Part 2 - Rematch

"pwning n00bs doesn't count as busy, asshat," she retorted, wandering to the living room to flick soap water off of her hands at him. he flinched a bit and raspberried at her, but continued his gaming session. "the dishes are soaking for now.

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