most stereotyped story ever

ONCE APON A TUME, THERE WAZ A KITTY WHO SMELLED LIKE COOKIES AND SHE HAD A TEN FOOT TALL PENIS. SHE FUCKED EVERY GURL DOG BCAUZ SHE WAS A REBEL AND THEN THEY ALL HAD PUPPINS DE EUND. I hate stereotypes...

The Worst Day Ever Can't Be All Bad

"jake, don't you ever, ever, ever do anything like this again," she sobbed. i returned the hug, making small shushing noises to try and calm her down. "mom, hey, mom, i'm fine, please, you don't need to cry."

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my father the greatest father ever

To be your son you have a huge place in my heart and it needs to be huge so you can fit hehe and my love for you is tremendous you are a fantasic father and im proud to be your son my life and my joy i have right now is thanks to you i will be there when ever

If I ever found a genie

That way if i ever got hungry and there was no food around, i wouldn't have to starve. and i could feed other people too! i would just go around town and give a bunch of snacks to the homeless people. oh!

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Best Day EVER!!!!! (pt:32)

(preveously-He won`t let you out...) *Now* "I`m sorry...I-I was just so...so...angry. I love you more than....ANYTHING!" you say. "Belch! Well, you seem so sad in there. I, on the other hand, am happy." Bowser says. "Let her out!" Iggy and Lemy say....

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Never, Ever, Take a Government Contract

A handful of hunts later tommy already has more money in his pockets than he's ever seen. they're even better now that tommy's learned more about the aloft lion than he ever expected, or wanted for that matter. things are on the up and up for tommy.

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The Best Damn Sandwich Ever

Perhaps the greatest joy of language is the adjective. While a noun or a verb is usually only used in one or two fashions, adjectives are flexible, pliable bits of lexicon that people can use to create and capture different emotions. A word that might...

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The Digimon Wars Aftermath Chapter 1 When Will They Ever Learn?

But theyre back, stronger than ever. the crowd started whispering and everyone got nervous and scared, but they quickly quieted down when michael continued.

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Nothing I Ever Had - Part 2

#2 of nothing i ever had (series) part 2 of 'nothing i ever had' is at last pretty much done. we re-join jesper with his slave from the non-alligned worlds having just gone through the first trial of their reunion.

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FLASH Story 3: A Night My Brother Won't Ever Forget

FLASH Story 3. Sorry it took so long to come out, I've been busy with a lot of stuff. I hope you enjoy it all the same though! Started- 3.10.13 Ended- 3.29.13 * * * "Oh, well hey there stranger, my name is Kory, and I'm a husky with a tiny...

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Tale 9-5 - The Worst Stomach Ache Ever

"fine, maybe not wait on my ever desire, but are you gonna at least be nicer to me? and leave someone alone if they aren't interested?" smokey asked. "leave the lady alone, fine.

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And they lived happily ever after... - ending to Janosik

Since then they began to respect each other deeply, and even though they hardly ever shown that, they would give life for each other.

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