[c] Stock
"if i'd known your town was packed full of jackasses, well, i would have stolen way more! and you're never getting those tms back. oh, boo-hoo! everyone shed a tear for the poor rubes of stormroot!"
In The Center Ring
jackass circus donkyuu!" grant shouts. hollers and applause follow. "no.... no.... no." you feel yourself over. your whole body is soft and awkward.
Sirius: Book Two - Battlefields: Chapter 4: Retribution.
He's a jackass and he's been talking shit about foxes in general since he got here. moreover he's been plucking random foxes out of the crowd and raping them in cruel and unusual ways. did you hear about lyra?
DreamCloud's Café (Part 3 of 3)
"if there's something i hate more then arrogant jackasses, it's an arrogant jackass who tries to ruin other furs lives by pretending they own the fucking place." "i'm going to make you regret that..."
Testimony of a Killer- Chapter 1
Well, after i told carlila, my client, what had happened to who she dubbed mister jackass, no wait... mister non child support paying, treating vixens like whores jackass, i could look for my next target.
Powerless In Space - chapter 3
"stuff it, you jackass. and i should be asking if you're done checking the atmosphere out. are you?" "obviously." was the a.i.'s smart-aleck reply.
Last Man Standing
He just sank his teeth right into the jackass and tore him up. even after the guy stopped kicking. it burns into your head, something like that, watching your best mate gnaw on a body. maybe the pred thing _is_ getting out of hand. maybe.
Alakazam – Otis The Noisy Nuisance
Alakazam concluded, "or i can leave you in this world, one more self-centred jackass. a stubborn old donkey in a human suit. only this is a limited time offer. remember when you flipped a coin earlier?"
Bike Rental Strip
"i guess i really made a jackass of myself, boss," the frog shrugged. "well, at least i hope that ass was worth the money you'll have to pay me back!" the boss grinned. "well...
Second Chances - Chapter 23
"slow down, jackass!" he yelled as he tried to regain his balance. "sorry!" i yelled back, darting in front of a group of wolves in football jackets. "watch yourself, faggot," one of them said.
Jem's Bad Week (Part 16)
One member of echo company, a jackass, was holding his leg and howling. even with pain suppressors, these explosives \_hurt\_. the monitor on his chest was flashing red â€" he was "dead".
The Squall: Chapter eight
"why do i have to work with a couple of jackasses?" he said to himself. the goon that had fallen thought for a second before he asked. "do you mean that as we're stupid or is it because we're both donkeys?"