My Huge Crush

He snickered, but not entirely joking. adam blushed a little, nodding slightly. "y-yeah, i suppose so." he said, not really sure he was serious, thinking it was just a joke. he chuckled.

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Family Tradition I: Father & Son

"i wasn't joking when i said that your junk is big. because i know big. many krogan would kill to be as hung as either one of us. weyrloc guld?

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Alpha initiation

Don't worry, i'll leave a drop of you in every wolf that thinks this initiation is some kind of joke." the alpha joked as one of his paws slowly stroked my head. i wasn't going to appreciate it however, because of my dire situation.

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The accidental blackmailing

“i know what you did, and i have proof” the joke mail had started innocently enough, at least it had been intended to be a joke. “i’m sure we can come to some sort of arrangement. i’ll do whatever you want, just keep it to yourself!”

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Off to a Rocky Start

“keep making jokes like that and no more of this pussy’s pussy for you…” faye groaned and rolled her eyes at his cheesy joke.

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Roommates

He half joked, his tired mind conjuring images of him climbing up a mammoth cup, the top of which steamed like a volcano.

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Last Of The Bloodline, Aris' Tale: Chapter Two.

Krel's joking didn't bother him truly, it was just a reflex for him to grow defensive when he joked about personal things like that.

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Ocean Depths part 7

"small indeed," anders joked drinking his coffee, a very cat grin curling at the end of his muzzle knowing more on the matter than he let on. the three joked, enjoying their meals that arrived shortly afterwards.

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Thri-Kreen Erotica

"in particular,", she continued after some time, "i... you and gerreck and mileeda are always making these... these jokes that i don't... i mean, i think they're jokes, but i'm not sure what their subject matter is."

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Power to control

"is this a joke?" asked james suspiciously, not taking his eyes off the stranger. "no...but i can tell you a joke if you like," the rodent replied again. "is that knife for real?" asked the wolf again, approaching the thief.

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