Oh Cheetos

#1 of very bad poetry :c as president of the bad poetry club here at sofurry i present an example of what our club is all about.

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in a wolf's body: chpt 1: A new life

A new life I took a few deep breaths, gasping for air. Where am I? I thought to myself "doctor, look, he's reacting to outside stimuli's" I looked over to where I heard the voice. I saw a female in a lab coat, I looked up at her and a male who was...

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project wolfsoul: chpt 8: how far would you go?

"that dog fucked you up pretty bad." "i know! i was there!" i snapped. i shouldn't of. the pained look in john's eyes hurt me more than that dog's hard, painful thrusts. i moved over to him and sat next to him "hey, i'm sorry john" "it's okay...

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Hard Times

Silently she prayed that nothing bad would happen to them. "she's not my girlfriend," sky said as he turned his attention back to the officer. as if that were what he was waiting to hear the officer looked up from the identification card. "oh?

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Camo's Tail ~ Chapter 2

This is the part where i'm supossed to insert the harsh truth about how bad it sucks to move, and never be able to hang with your friends. but i'd rather not get too close to my fictional base of viewers right now.

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Into the Unknown-Chapter 6

CHAPTER 6 Waking up the next morning to the blaring alarms coming from the computer console, Tirol rolled over groaning once more as he wanted to block out the noise however something compelled him finally wake up. Looking around, he noticed a glow...

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Day -1

Just before the beginning. * * * Holidays, the best thing a student could dream of. I had postponed my last year of university and had used all my money I had saved up to do a backpacking tour of the world, and it was going great! Had...

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project wolfsoul: chpt 10: All pain is gone

All pain is gone I slowly opened my eyes... god my head hurt... for that matter my everything hurt. I looked about... my eyes still fuzzy and unfocused.. what was clear was that I wasn't in the alley on the cardboard bed... and waking up's a good...

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Day 2

Back again, another three AM night, when the story starts flowing, I write :) Please tell me what you think, give me thoughts on the plot, mainly so I know that people understand where its going. * * * I woke to the seatbelt light, and apparently...

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Day 1

Ok, please, someone give my muse a sedative, this is not healthy, its 2am and all I can think of is how much I have to keep writing. Oh, and for those wondering what the inspiration for this set of pieces is, listen to Trent Reznors (nine inch nails)...

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Day 0

I was starting to freak now, i did indeed feel like shite, my muscles were sore, my vision still a little bad, and my sense of balance was skewed.

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Discord Sits on Celestia’s Throne

"there, there, don't feel bad. it shall all be over for you in an instant. though, i'm having a third thought about the whole ruling the kingdom myself idea. it's a big obligation. almost like owning a plant.

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