You think this is a joke? i'll tell you what isn't a joke here--" i stood up and approached the equestrian, who by now was standing still in his seat, frozen in fear, "--you mess with dylan just once and you'll be seeing it with me.
College, Dorm, Fear, Fighting, First Person, Highschool, Male
Jazz and art attend an open mic comedy club for the chance to try out a new old joke.
"i didn't even know you knew any jokes," art quips to me as we drive to the comedy club.
"ahah, funny, asshole.
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Naturally, i thought he was joking. "that's not funny, ross."
"...i'm not joking, scott." my heart skipped a beat when he said that. i could tell from the look on his eyes that he was being serious.
Anal, Blowjob, Cat, Gay, Love, M/M, Oral, Rimming, Zebra
Could it be just a joke, though? a sudden, tired, practical joke haakon would've come up with in the middle of the night, just out of sudden inspiration, to see how i would react to it?
Ass, Butt, Feline, Friendship, Gay, Gay Relationships, Lion, Lynx, M/M, Muscles, Story Series, Suggestive
The most fun thing about eyeballs was probably the joke hal had told about someone's _immaculate_eyesight today at the break room, but unless paul remembered his anatomy properly, the joke would fall flat on him and i would probably embarrass myself trying
Character Development, College, Cougar, Drama, Family, Fox, Friendship, Gay, Gay Relatioships, Lion, Lynx, M/M, Story Series, Tiger, Wolf
Tyi joked.
"the only thing slower then you is a turtle and it would be a close race," scar retorted. "in fact, the turtle might win."
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I joked at him, he wasn't in a joking mood apparently.
"i don't find that funny, and i wouldn't hesitate to hit you with this baton" he said to me. definitely not very humorous.
"so, can i get you something?
Bed, M/F, Sword, bread
/serious/sex balance back over to jokes, i tried but its getting harder to fit in between the sex and plot progression.
Licking, M/F
"it was a joke, you were supposed to laugh. look, i can only have so many banger jokes before i run out ok." ember said somberly.
"oh no, i'm sorry, i knew it was a joke. i liked it." blue broke the silence, honestly.
Anal, Fingering, Gay, Male/Male, Non-Anthro, Oral, Romance, Sex
Of course, he talked to nick the same way he did to judy when the conversation or the joke included him, but it was different.
Bunny, Fanfiction, Fox, Humor, Judy, Monkey, Romance, Zootopia, nick
"joking. joking. i can't win championships from behind bars," nerf added at just the right moment.
velmer never realized how amazing his underground lair was. he was smart enough to build anything, but couldn't see the "aww" in any of it.
Adult Content, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, Bisexual, Car, Character Development, Christmas, Dragon, Drinking, Father, Fighting, Fox, Friendship, Magic, Male, Monkey, Mother, Mythological Creature, Rabbit, Satyr, Story, Story Progression, Story Series, Teen, Teenagers, goblin