Degredation.6

It was a misshapen thing, given the echo of it's presence, the slumping gaited crawl that dragged it along the ground, malformed bones parodied into motion by a cruel birth maybe she got lucky, or that the sounds of slaughter and gluttony emanating from the

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A Violent Encounter

Any situation is meant as parody and does not represent any child, living or otherwise._ _..._ zara growled as she stormed down to the main floor of her house, still shouting back and forth with her parents.

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The Musk of a Mistress

Any situation is meant as parody and does not represent any child, living or otherwise._ _..._ mistress filth walked through the department store a short drive from her home with a small list in paw, the pretty skunk brushing the green highlights of her

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In Heat: A Rocket and Drax Story

This story is based on that pic, and it written a lot differently compared to my previous works; basically written somewhat as a comedic parody.

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Drugged

Any situation is meant as parody and does not represent any child, living or otherwise._ _..._ a middle aged cat continued to gulp down beer after beer as he watched tv aimlessly, the chubby father getting rather bored as he was left alone in the house with

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Asteroids Among Us [Parody Lyrics]

For some reason my mind started thinking asteroids, so i created this parody lyrics for the first part of the song. any thoughts?

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Attack of the Drones

It didn't _feel_ anything like a parody, though. nothing did when it was happening to you. the masked killer stalking you with a machete was only a cliché as long as he was on the silver screen and not behind you.

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A Father's Flower

Any situation is meant as parody and does not represent any child, living or otherwise._ _..._ xzi lay on her belly as she watched her favourite cartoons on tv, the saturday afternoon pleasantly lazy as always.

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, Maximum Ride - You've changed my mind.

They are the inventions of james patterson and i use them only in parody and bibliography. okay, enough covering my ass legally.

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The Christmas Story That Wasn't

The year we did the die hard parody, with the easter bunny trying to murder everyone?" valyrym tilted his head. “wasn't that also the year where you were starting to get tired of doing these?" “yup.

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My identity as portuguese

I am me, i am the white oak, and i reject this parody of lusitania. "lusophone", you say? i don't even type in my mother tongue. apologise, portugal.

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New Found Fight

He pointed the gun at his head, then back at his superior, a parody of indecision. "i'm-i'm gonna be one of those things!" slowly, he started to back away. "j-just stay away from me-" and he tripped.

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