Sheepish (Pundamentals 2)
A second entry into the pundamental contest. i hope it won't hurt ewe too much. if you like my work (or if you're just a glutton for this sort of pun-ishment!)
The Good That Won't Come Out (Pundamentals #2)
The Good That Won't Come Out, by Vye Riosaki Dear Friend, I don't know you. I don't want to. You might be like them, just going with the rapids and ripping out the rocks. You might drown me. Drown me with your indifference and your sympathetic looks....
The Plight of an Underdog
#23 of miscellany i wrote this as an afterthought from kaily's pundamental contest from last month. i just got done reading the entries again and with my brain already heavily reliant on puns, it's now filed with tons more of them.
Handicapping (Pundamentals 1)
If you haven't seen the challenge yet, get details for new writing contest, back to pundamentals and join in the fun. this is my first entry (each is allowed three, maximum). starting off slowly, a mild groaner for no particular reason.
Pundamental Contest Story #2
Bobby could hear the voice of his captain in his head as he moved casually through the crowded ocean-side warehouse. Nearly everyone had some form of pistol or assault rifle. Pallets full of boxes were piled up in the center of the cavernous space; the...
History Lesson
Although this ends in a truly egregious pun, it's not an entry in the "back to pundamentals" contest. my three entries are already posted, and they're more furry-based -- the puns themselves relate to furriness.
Pundamental Contest Story
Tall white ears disappeared into a rough woolen cap, bound tightly under the chin by a few felt straps. A few pawfuls of dirt applied liberally to the cheeks completed the effect. The royal prince grinned as he leaped to the window and shimmied down...
View at the Top
Something i wrote for the pundamental contest, a short piece to help me get into the swing of things.
Housecats Shouldn't Be Spies
Here's my second entry to the pundamental writing contest (https://www.sofurry.com/forum/view/thread?id=35225&page=100000#1612192)! this was an idea i got from a new friend of mine miketest603!
Casting Call
Now that i've started doing writing of my own i also decided to check out the forums for the first time and i spotted the back to pundamentals contest: check it out https://www.sofurry.com/forum/view/thread?
The Dark Cell: Failed Escape
The Dark Cell: Failed EscapeBy darkmaster03September 20, 2014 6:41am A giant robotic obstruction rose up from the ground. "Ich bin Catto!, Ich bin Catto!" Its left eye was flashing red high above, as it spoke some more unintelligible words from its...
I'd Say It Was...
This is my first entry into the pundamental writing contest (https://www.sofurry.com/forum/view/thread?id=35225&page=100000#1612192) with my personal favorite of my compiled brainstorming of puns. i don't know why, it just really, really amuses me.